Will you take this survey?

1) do you own a sock monkey?


2) are you scared of sock monkeys or do you think that they are cute?


3) what color or designs would you like on your sock monkey?


4) If your sock monkey (or imaginary sock monkey if you dont have one) say about you as an owner?


5) do you talk to sock monkeys?


6) how many sock monkeys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?


7) in your own words, what do you think this survey was about?

Will you take this survey?
1. Not anymore, but did as a child.


2. They're kinda creepy.


3. Sock monkeys are grey with little white faces.


4. She's kinda creepy.


5. No. I talk to my cats.


6. None. He only has to look pathetic in the dimness, and we change the bulb for him.


7. Off the top of my head, I'd have to say sock monkeys.
Reply:Oh, my god, now I will have nightmares for two or three nights. No fair, you should have warned us. Sock monkeys are too creepy.


no, i dont


yes I am scared of them (repulsed by them is more accurate)


none, I dont want any sock monkey


He wouldn't say anything, because he would be dead


nope,


172


I think this survey was about seeing how many of us you could sucker in to answering this question.








I had fun, thanks, but next time give some warning, Okay?
Reply:no thats stupid
Reply:it is about 2 things puppets or your imagination
Reply:1 no


2 why would someone be scared of an animal made of socks?


3 i have no idea


4 maybe they'd say i'm cruel for not owning one.


5 nope i'd rather talk to myself. at least then i'd get an answer


6 47


7 a very bored person looking to kill a little time with mindless questions.





i can't believe i filled that out. hope it helped.
Reply:no thank you.
Reply:getting 2 points
Reply:I do not own a sock monkey.





Depends on the sock monkey, or maybe it's who makes them..either way sock monkeys are like those ventriloquist puppets; they have the potential to be creepy but aren't always.





I like my monkey in seasonal clothes...do you have only one outfit??





My sock monkey appreciates that I keep it's ledge clean, the blinds open, and her well positioned to either see out the window or take part in what's going on in the room.





I talk to my sock monkey, I don't talk to strange sock monkeys..that is never a good idea!





Sock monkeys don't do light bulbs, it singes their fur.





I'll have to consult my sock monkey on that one, I'm unsure.
Reply:1-6 no,no,don't care,nothin,no,none


7) duh sock monkeys
Reply:1. No...Shoot. I want one NOW!


2. I love sock monkeys. EVERYONE DOES!


3. My sock monkey would have little yellow eyes and play the little cymbals...


4. He would say that I was the best and you had better do what I say.


5. No, they talk to me, but I answer.


6. 10. They would have to stand on top of one another to reach it. Or it would atleast take that many to be able to move the ladder.


7. Why sock monkey's should rule the world.
Reply:1) yes


2) used to be scared to death of them but not any more


3) red hearts


4) I am the monkey's aunt


5) absolutely


6) 0, they're lazy


7) Finding out if it takes a monkey to know a monkey - or -


Is the marketing of sock monkey slippers going to be a popular commidity





OK I'm going to bed now to sleep this one off
Reply:1.no


2.neither


3.blue and pink


4.they dont talk


5.no


6.3?


7.sock monkeys,and you are VERY weird
Reply:don't think so


don't know, as I don't know what they are


dunno


nada


no


dunno


I have no freakin' clue. My first guess was some fad that I've never heard of (I'm always the last to hear of such things); my second is that there's no such thing, and you're seeing how many people think there is.