Would you rather be a monkey than a banana? and why?

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Would you rather be a monkey than a banana? and why?
No...because you wouldn't get any action that way. Atleast if I am the banana someone eats me O:-)
Reply:Monkey thanks
Reply:a monkey cos they can do things bananas cant =P
Reply:I will be monkey
Reply:A monkey can eat as many bananas as he/she wants to. A banana is just that, one solitary banana, once consumed it is gone,kaput, finished, no more, just a memory and over and done with! Monkeys get to hang out and are also swingers, need I go on or are you tuned in to my wave length yet?
Reply:Neither. If I was a banana. I'd get eaten by a monkey. And if i was a monkey i'd get eaten by the natives! Haven't you heard of monkey curry? I ain't kidding.
Reply:rather be a banana. my **** would be much sweeter
Reply:A banana so i could slowly rot and then bask in my own fruit juices
Reply:a monkey. cos if i was a banana i wud want to eat myself