Will you take this survey 2?

1) If you owned a sock monkey, would you throw it at people and say, "Fly monkey, fly!"


2) Would you like your sock monkey to come with a hat?


3) What would you name your new sock monkey?


4) Have you ever challenged your sock monkey to a staring contest?


5) How much wood would a sock monkey chuck, if a sock monkey could chuck wood?


6) In your own words, what do you think this survey was about?

Will you take this survey 2?
Whenever I see people eating while walking by I would fling my monkey their way while yelling, "No Naomi, NO!" I would then spank my monkey saying, "I'll feed you when it's time!"





I don't want my monkey to come with a hat, I would like to pick my monkey's hats. I would like my monkey to have an assortment of hats...for all different occasions.





My monkey would be named Naomi, that's I moan backwards.





I would challenge my monkey to a staring contest..but I would let my monkey win. I wouldn't want to make my monkey feel insecure and unable to rise to different challenges.





Ummm...does all wood apply here? Can I choose my wood? Is there some sort of quality control? I don't want to deal with pest issues here. If I decide I'm unhappy with my wood is there an exchange program? Naomi and I need more information about this wood before there will be any chucking.





My sock puppet and I have no comment at this time for this question...NEXT!
Reply:1.sure


2.sure


3.Theodore


4.yep,he always wins


5.he has a wood chipper


6.Theodore


=)
Reply:1-maybe


2-of course!


3-sonkey


4-all the time!


5-as much as my sock monkey wanted!


6-you are pathetic and what the heck is a sock monkey?
Reply:1=maybe 2=no 3=kiki 4=yes i lost 5=none its to smart to do that 6= Curious George
Reply:A silly monkey sock
Reply:A sock named monkey?
Reply:your pet sock and my pet sock
Reply:no


no


goons


nope


i dont know


people
Reply:(1) no


(2) yes


(3) Chipper


(4) no


(5) 15


(6) to see how many crazy people will take this silly survey
Reply:NO
Reply:Are you gonna give me 10 points? I answered the last one, too.





Okay, if you promise.





1. No, because I don't abuse my sock monkey.


2. No hats! They wrinkle his ears.


3. He says that I can't tell you his name, sorry.


4. Heck yes and he wins every freakin' time!


5. Oh a lot of wood. A whole bunch.


6. How to abuse a sock monkey.
Reply:1) You bet, why else have a sock monkey if not for that very reason?


2) I would like my sock monkey to come with a hat for every occasion. One can never have to many hats you know.


3) Captain Re-Tardo


4) No, my sock monkey is far to high strung for games like that.


5) Probably about as much as a peck of pickled peppers.


6) Sock monkey's.....DUH!!!! =)