Survey fun .?

Pick the month you were born in .


January - I slapped


February - I poured hot wax on


March - I tripped


April - I licked


May - I took a crap on


June - I kissed


July - I painted


August - I bumped my head against


September - I betrayed


October - I pissed on


November - I took over


December - I set fire to


Pick the day you were born .


1 - my best friend


2 - Paris Hilton(again!)


3 - the kids


4 - the delivery guy


5 - my teacher


6 - the hottie


7 - the farmer


8 - my cat


9 - the ants on the floor


10 - the rats


11 - the loaf of bread


12 - the trees


13 - my ex


14 - the school janitor


15 - a fire hydrant


16 - the box of cereal


17 - a granola bar


18 - a pile of crap


19 - a blow up doll


20 - my test papers


21 - an elderly


22 - a melon


23 - a hot apple pie


24 - a monkey


25 - a cow


26 - my sister's friend


27 - a bag of chips


28 - a mouldy block of cheese


29 - the police


30 - my car mechanic


31 - my in-laws


What's the color of clothing that you're wearing


black - because I'm paid to do it !


white - because I don't give a damm !


red - because it/he/she told me it was okay


blue - and it was on the news !


yellow - and I looked hot while doing it !


green - and no one caught me doing it , yet !


brown - because the feds asked me to !


purple - because I was taught in school to do so.


pink - and no one does it better than me !


Form the sentence and enjoy ! (^^,)

Survey fun .?
I took over the rats %26amp; no one caught me doing it yet! Uh-oh, what am I going to do with them now?!!! Hey, you guys want to come over for stir-fry tonite?
Reply:I slapped my in-laws b/c Im paid to do it and no one caught me doing it, yet.......
Reply:February


peach
Reply:i tripped a melon and it was on the news^__^
Reply:Apparently I pissed on a monkey, because the feds asked me too and I don't give a damn


LMAO
Reply:I took over the rats because I don't give a damn....
Reply:February 27th black and white
Reply:I slapped a bag of chips because I'm paid to do it!
Reply:i slapped the trees t and I looked hot while doing it hmmmmm
Reply:June 20, yellow.
Reply:I set fire to , a pile of crap, because I'm paid to do it!
Reply:lol. October 29th wearing a green shirt.


I pissed on the police and no one caught me doing it,Yet!


Lmao...Thats cool!
Reply:I kissed a pile of crap because the feds asked me to.
Reply:I kissed a cow cause I'm paid to do it.
Reply:Born January 11th. Wearing black...as always.
Reply:October 14 black