1 What woud you do if Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reigndeer showed up in your yard and told you he was taking you on Maury to reveal a HUGE secret that might destroy your relationship?
2 Do you like eggs?
3 How do you like your eggs?
4 Do you like pepper on your eggs?
5 That's nice...Anyway...Do you like cheese?
6 What if the cheese you were eating turned into a monkey butt?
7 Would that disturb you?
8 Why?
9 So when are you going to visit your fairy godmother?
10 Are you sure?
11 So, do you like potatoes?
12 What kind of potatoes?
13 Maybe you'd like your potatoes with some mayonaise?
14 What would you do if a penguin ate all your Cheetos?
15 Would you kick it?
16 Do you agree that penguins are AWESOME!!!?
17 And so are monkey's right?
18 So how would you feel if you were molested by Michael Jackson?
19 Why would you feel that way?
I see...
20 What would you do if you found an elf in your bed?
21 YOU'D MOLEST IT, WOULDN'T YOU?!?!?!
.....Don't lie.....
Okay, it's over.
Intolerable Boredom Calls For...SURVEY!!!?
1. I would hire a hitman to kill him. He's not gonna mess up me and my girlfriend just cuz of one night of drinking. Then I'd hire another hitman to silence the first one.
2. Yes
3. Scrambled
4. Sure
5. Only if in the form of a sweet, delicious cake
6. Better than eating cheese by itself
7. A bit but not as much as an all male cheerleading team
8. A little creepy and sooo gay
9. When I get bored of my fairy godfather. Seriously watching a tiny Italian fairy have some guy whacked is hilarious.
10. I don't think I'll ever get bored of that
11. Uh huh
12. The chips
13. If by mayonaise you mean frosting, then yes
14. I would write him a strongly worded letter telling him how that made me feel
15. Yes. Right after I sent him the letter
16. Yeah especially that rapping penguin from Happy Feet. I gotta party with him sometime
17. Yep. I'm willing to fight anyone who doesn't agree tha chimps are the most badass monkeys ever and all other monkeys are chimps' bitches
18. I'd feel violated and angry. Perhaps angry enough to have my friend penguins steal his Cheetos and my monkey friends throw crap at him
19. 'Cuz he's real wierd. Plus maybe my penguin buddy could hook me up with some of his Cheetos
20. I would tie it up and it would be my new garden gnome.
21. No, but I can't speak for my 2 dogs
Ok this was the most fun survey ever! You should make more
Reply:1. Yay!
2. Yes
3. Cream filled
4. Yuck
5. Yummy
6. OMG
7. Of course... not
8. Monkey's are awesome, especially their butts
9. In my next life, when I'm me and she is my fairygodmother
10. Maybe
11. Some
12. Cooked would be nice
13. No thank you
14. I'd kick it
15. Yes, I already have
16. Animated ones are
17. Depends
18. Sad
19. 'Cause
20. I'd squish it
21. Of course
Reply:1-I'd shoot him %26amp; cook up some venison.
2-Yes
3-Scrambled
4-Yes
5-Yes
6-I'd give it to you
7-Of course
8-Well why do you think?
9-Already have
10-Sure
11-Yes
12-Fried, mashed, baked - any kind
13-Actually I do
14-Send it to your house
15-No
16-Sure
17-Sure
18-Get a life
19-No - really get a life
20-Ask him/her to clean my house
21-No
Reply:1. I'd take my meds
2.Yes
3. On the hood of my truck
4. Salsa
5. Pepper-Jack
6. *Salivating*
7. *Praying*
8. Monkey butts are YUMMY!!!!
9. She's sitting right next me...right now!!!
10. Yeah, I'm sure. She's waiting for the rib-roast and stuffing
11. With Mango Chutney?...Yes
12. Scrambled
13. NOOOOO!
14. Give it a kiss on the cheek :)
15. NOOOOO!
16. Yes
17. Right
18. Thrilled! (imagine the legal settlement $$$$$)
19. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
20. Ask 'im what happened to my xmas presents
21. NOOOOO!
Reply:wow, and I thought I was crazy random.
1 what relationship?
2 Eh sometimes
3 scrambled
4 sure
5 sure
6 um
7 yeah it would
8 because thats insane
9 sorry, she was assassinated
10 yes
11 not really
12 only if they're french fries
13 no thanks
14 punch it in its cute little face
15 nah punching
16 mhm
17 Not really
18 thats impossible, i'm a girl... we all know he only does boys
19 ...
20 ask where the f*ck are my socks
21 nope
Reply:1 Wake up
2 sure
3 scrambled
4 yes
5 yes
6 cool
7 no
8 I'm cool like that
9 Don't have one
10 yes
11 yup
12 mashed
13 no
14 I have no cheetos
15 no
16 no
17 nope
18 happy
19 He's rich
20 Penis joke?
21 .....
Reply:Capture him and sell him on ebay.
sometimes
poached, scrambled
yes
stop eating it
a little
I want my cheese
probably never
yes
yes
twice baked
no
film it and put it on youtuve
no
yes
no
disturbed
because it is disturbing
kill it
no
Reply:1. he'd never make it to Maury-SANTA would ground him for the year!!!
2-19 too personal
20 or 21 --you'd be arrested!!
Reply:Did you ride the short bus to school? Just kidding. I love randomness.
Reply:1. I would definately go with him. That would be a once in a lifetime experience!!
2. Yes I do
3. Fried with bacon
4. Yes lots of it
5. No cheese
6. If i did eat cheese that would be crazy!
7. Yes very much
8. Because cheese shouldnt do that and monkeys are no where close to where i live.
9. Never
10. Pretty sure
11. Yes I do
12. Baked or mashed
13. no mayo
14. i dunno
15. maybe
16. Yes they are cute
17. So are monkeys..... i sleep with a monkey from Build a Bear.... Never understood why they have different animals and things if it is called build a BEAR....... strange....
18. I would hate it....
19. because i love WOMEN
20. i would stare at it in confusion
21. i dont think so...... but maybe......
Very awesome and random survey....... Best one ive answered EVER.........
Star for you yay!!!!!!
Reply:1 I would pack my bags ASAP
2 Do you like eggs? love them
3 How do you like your eggs? scrambled
4 Do you like pepper on your eggs? no
5 That's nice...Anyway...Do you like cheese? eff yes!
6 What if the cheese you were eating turned into a monkey butt? Uhmm, is it american monkey butt?
7 Would that disturb you? yeah... a little
8 Why? It's not so normal
9 So when are you going to visit your fairy godmother? Later
10 Are you sure? No
11 So, do you like potatoes? LOVE them
12 What kind of potatoes? all of them
13 Maybe you'd like your potatoes with some mayonaise? uh no
14 What would you do if a penguin ate all your Cheetos? cry
15 Would you kick it? no way, i love animals
16 Do you agree that penguins are AWESOME!!!? agreed
17 And so are monkey's right? they kinda weird me out
18 So how would you feel if you were molested by Michael Jackson? confused
19 Why would you feel that way? i didnt get enough money
I see...
20 What would you do if you found an elf in your bed? hug it
21 YOU'D MOLEST IT, WOULDN'T YOU?!?!?! maybe...
Reply:1.)dont make me get santa over here!
2.)yupper
3.)i would be udderly diskusted lol
4.)a bit
5.)because i dont usually dine on monkey butts
6.)tomorow at 3:42pm
7.)yes, we are having tea at her place
8.)love em =)
9.)mashed baby =)
10.)mabey
11.)i would laugh becuse the penguin would be cheezy
12.)i might...if i was stranded on a desert island and it was
13.)my last bag of Cheetos
14.)Penguins ROK DUDE!!!!!
15.)monkies are pretty cool, but penguins rule all =)
16.)i would feel somewhat awkward =/
17.)well.....i dont think that i would quite enjoy being malested by Michael Jackson....i mean...does it HAVE to be him?...how embarrassing!
18.)hmmm, an elf....i would name him bob, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my bob =)
that was soooo fun! there needs to be more of those on yahoo! thanks!
Reply:1? Fire up the BBQ and have me some flame broiled Red Nosed Rain Dear
2. Yesssss. We likes eggses, Don't we, my precioussss?
3. Eaten
4. Who's he?
5. yes
6. Keep eating. Monkey butts are yummy
7. Should it?
8. Just wondering
9. My godmother is NOT hairy.
10. Are you?
11. ya
12. eaten
13. O.K. Thanks
14. Eat him
15. If the D.J. played something I liked
16. Tastey. But not awesomely tastey. Not nearly as yummy as monkey butts.
17. Yum
18. You tell me
19. You tell me
20. Same thing I do with her every night. Please don't tell my wife I called her an elf.
21. It's O.K. We're married.
Reply:1. lol, i'd just say "what relationship?" cuz i currently am not a part of one. unless it's the relationship i have with rudolph that would be destroyed? but if that's the case, i'd be like "take me. it's bad enough i can't date a real guy."
2. yes i do like eggs.
3. scrambled, sunny side up.
4. only when i have sunny side up.
5. lol, not really. i'll eat in on sandwiches, but i'm never like "yummy, cheese!"
6. i'd spit it out and be like wtf?
7. yes.
8. it's bad enough that it's a butt, but a MONKEY'S butt? c'mon, now. do you really have to ask?
9. tomorrow. thanks for reminding me.
10. positive.
11. no.
12. there are different kinds of potatoes? oh..like, sweet and regular? haha, idk.
13. i don't like either of those.
14. be upset :(
15. naw. i'd make it buy me another bag. heck, 2 bags for taking my first one to begin with.
16. after that movie happy feet? heck yes.
17. nooo. my cheese is turning into their butts. that is NOT right, my friend.
18. very, very violated.
19. ...
20. shriek.
21. lol. no, but michael jackson would. %26lt;%26lt; that is definitely not a lie.
whew. *wipes sweat off forehead*
Reply:What woud you do if Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reigndeer showed up in your yard and told you he was taking you on Maury to reveal a HUGE secret that might destroy your relationship?%26gt;3some with him and maury
2 Do you like eggs?%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;yes..no..yes
3 How do you like your eggs?%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;on my face
4 Do you like pepper on your eggs?%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;yes
5 That's nice...Anyway...Do you like cheese?%26gt;%26gt;no, i dont like veges
6 What if the cheese you were eating turned into a monkey butt?%26gt;%26gt;I told you about that?
7 Would that disturb you?%26gt;no, use to it
8 Why?%26gt; happens all the time
9 So when are you going to visit your fairy godmother?%26gt;I'm there now
10 Are you sure?%26gt; yes and she's lookin hot
11 So, do you like potatoes?%26gt;no cant eat fruits
12 What kind of potatoes?%26gt;cant eat fruits, remember?
13 Maybe you'd like your potatoes with some mayonaise?%26gt;now we are talking
14 What would you do if a penguin ate all your Cheetos?%26gt;try to offer sexual favors in exchange for cheetos
15 Would you kick it?%26gt;no
16 Do you agree that penguins are AWESOME!!!?%26gt;you have no idea
17 And so are monkey's right?%26gt; usually
18 So how would you feel if you were molested by Michael Jackson?%26gt; i would feel rich
19 Why would you feel that way?%26gt; that's a rhetorical ?
I see...
20 What would you do if you found an elf in your bed?%26gt;close the blinds
21 YOU'D MOLEST IT, WOULDN'T YOU?!?!?!%26gt; like it was no tomorrow!!!
.....Don't lie.....
Reply:1 What woud you do if Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reigndeer showed up in your yard and told you he was taking you on Maury to reveal a HUGE secret that might destroy your
relationship?-Stay at home and wait for christmas
2 Do you like eggs?-yes
3 How do you like your eggs?-on a scale from 1 to 10, id give it and 8
4 Do you like pepper on your eggs?-Yes, thanks for asking
5 That's nice...Anyway...Do you like cheese?-Yes
6 What if the cheese you were eating turned into a monkey butt?-that would be quite tragic, now would it.
7 Would that disturb you?-yes
8 Why?-because I thought I was only suppose to be human
9 So when are you going to visit your fairy godmother?-about tomorrow at 12..give her some left over fireworks.
10 Are you sure?-Don't interrogate me.
11 So, do you like potatoes?-yes
12 What kind of potatoes?- ehe one that is brown on the inside and badge in the inside
13 Maybe you'd like your potatoes with some mayonaise?-Uhh..No, but if i was in the desert for 10 days without food or water, then I might try it.
14 What would you do if a penguin ate all your Cheetos?-i would reach out my backpack and open a bag of doritos.
and i got too sleepy to answer the rest of the survey.
hope you had a happy 4th of July.
Reply:1.I'd get down on my knees and beg for ;forgiveness.I must have done something really bad.
2.Love them.
3.any way,scrambled,poached,over easy,sunny side up,boiled,and in eggs Benedict.
4.Lots
5.um , good.
6.I'd vomit
7.absolutely.
8.Have you ever tasted monkey butt???
9.She's cleaning my toilet at this very moment.
10.Yes,just checked on her progress.
11.Who doesn't???
12.Baked,mashed ,fried,and in corn - beef hash.,.
13.Yes,with fries;um good!!!!!!
14.Hope he would not choke.
15.never,I swear.
16.Totally.
17.They are cute ,except when they throw sh!t at you.
18.He would never do that to me.
19.Because I'm a grown woman.
20.Hug it,squeeze it ,give it half my bed;oh and I'd feed it of coarse.
21.Never ever ,I love the Elfin folk
Reply:1 What would you do if Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer showed up in your yard and told you he was taking you on Maury to reveal a HUGE secret that might destroy your relationship? -------Id SO stop taking so much acid!!!! LOL LOL (jking)
2 Do you like eggs?---yuppes
3 How do you like your eggs?-------scrambled
4 Do you like pepper on your eggs?-------yuppers again!
5 That's nice...Anyway...Do you like cheese?-------yup yup yup
6 What if the cheese you were eating turned into a monkey butt?-------ummm, again Id have to say lay off the hallucinates
7 Would that disturb you? ------my cheese turning into monkey butt for starters
8 Why?-----cuz I love cheese but butts I'm not so fond of eating
9 So when are you going to visit your fairy godmother?------I'm supposed to meet her for lunch next Tuesday after my Dr's aptmnt actually
10 Are you sure?---oh yes!!!
11 So, do you like potatoes? I LOVE taters!!!
12 What kind of potatoes? ---ALL KINDS (cept the rotten ones...OH! and the ones that turn into monkey butts!!)
13 Maybe you'd like your potatoes with some mayonnaise?----ewwww!!!HELL NO!! I HATE mayo!
14 What would you do if a penguin ate all your Cheetos?----probably not too much i ♥ penguies %26amp; well I can buy more Cheetoes
15 Would you kick it?----well being as penguies have NO KNEES probably not(Its very hard to kick w no knees)
16 Do you agree that penguins are AWESOME!!!?---Hells YEAH!!!
17 And so are monkey's right?----meh, not so much....real ones fling poo %26amp; well thts NASTY!
18 So how would you feel if you were molested by Michael Jackson?------ummmm, lets NOT go there, thank you very much
19 Why would you feel that way?-----sorry "No Comment"
I see...
20 What would you do if you found an elf in your bed?-----BEG it to take me back to the Fae-Lands with it as I SO lost my fairyring %26amp; hvnt been able to get back in YEARS!!! *tear rolls down cheek*
21 YOU'D MOLEST IT, WOULDN'T YOU?!?!?!------nah, Imnot a molester
.....Don't lie.....
Reply:1 What woud you do if Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reigndeer showed up in your yard and told you he was taking you on Maury to reveal a HUGE secret that might destroy your relationship? --- well that would be fine because Rudolph and I don't have much of a relationship anyway.
2 Do you like eggs? Yes!
3 How do you like your eggs? Scrambled or hard boiled ... or on a McMuffin... :o)
4 Do you like pepper on your eggs? Lots
5 That's nice...Anyway...Do you like cheese? I HATE CHEESE
6 What if the cheese you were eating turned into a monkey butt? Even worse
7 Would that disturb you? You coming up with another stupid survey
8 Why? Cause this one is horrible!
9 So when are you going to visit your fairy godmother? I did last week, gawd why do you keep asking me that?!?
10 Are you sure? No- I must confess it might have been even longer- surry I lied.
11 So, do you like potatoes? Yup
12 What kind of potatoes? The good kind
13 Maybe you'd like your potatoes with some mayonaise? Ewww no
14 What would you do if a penguin ate all your Cheetos? Be pissed and kick him
15 Would you kick it? Haha! Yes- I already did
16 Do you agree that penguins are AWESOME!!!? Sure thing
17 And so are monkey's right? Ehhh.... some of them
18 So how would you feel if you were molested by Michael Jackson? Sad that I didn't get molested in the 80's instead so I'd have a chance at some money
19 Why would you feel that way? Because he doesn't have much money now
I see...
20 What would you do if you found an elf in your bed? Well....
21 YOU'D MOLEST IT, WOULDN'T YOU?!?!?! Nope
.....Don't lie.....
Reply:1 What woud you do if Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reigndeer showed up in your yard and told you he was taking you on Maury to reveal a HUGE secret that might destroy your relationship?
OMG...i would go. just to be on t.v. =D
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2 Do you like eggs?
Nah. Not really
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3 How do you like your eggs?
Egg-less
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4 Do you like pepper on your eggs?
No. Please stop it with the eggs before I cry! %26gt;.%26lt;
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5 That's nice...Anyway...Do you like cheese?
Hellz yeah! That's more like it! I would like to live in a house made out of cheese............please. O.o
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6 What if the cheese you were eating turned into a monkey butt?
=O Well..it never stopped me in the past! lol
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7 Would that disturb you?
Not at all.
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8 Why?
I already told you! Pay Attention!
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9 So when are you going to visit your fairy godmother?
I have an apppointment for next Tuesday. I need to speak with her about some much-needed wishes.
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10 Are you sure?
FO SHO. holmes.
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11 So, do you like potatoes?
Yum. You're making me hungry. CURSE YOU!
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12 What kind of potatoes?
Baked potatoes. ER, potato. You should probably only eat one at a time ;)
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13 Maybe you'd like your potatoes with some mayonaise?
Um...noo.
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14 What would you do if a penguin ate all your Cheetos?
Kick him in the balls.
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15 Would you kick it?
OMG! You read my mind. haha
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16 Do you agree that penguins are AWESOME!!!?
UH DUh!!! Ever seen Happy Feet!? Or that documentary
with Morgan Freeman about the penguins?! amazing.♥
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17 And so are monkey's right?
But they fling POO.!
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18 So how would you feel if you were molested by Michael Jackson?
Filled with pride.
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19 Why would you feel that way?
I am a weirdo. I am sorry. *ashamed*
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I see...
yes, yes. you do.
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20 What would you do if you found an elf in your bed?
Bop it on the head. DAMN ELF!!!
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21 YOU'D MOLEST IT, WOULDN'T YOU?!?!?!
What can i say ... *hehe....* I'm a pervert aren't i?
*CRIES*
you made me cry!!!!
I DEMAND BEST ANSWER AT ONCE.
that is the only way i can recover. =D
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