Mustache Survey: Which do you prefer?

The Old Timey Stache?





http://www.handlebarclub.co.uk/leicestr....


http://www.michaelcurasi.com/images/old_...





The Cool Creative Stache?


http://www.photopumpkin.com/wp-content/u...





Or the Pencil Thin Stache?


http://www.themuckrakers.com/mustaches/m...





Which would look best on a monkey with my facial structure?

Mustache Survey: Which do you prefer?
When I was a kid I wanted a Rollie Fingers' stache but all I got was this......





http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/images/20...
Reply:This is tricky.





Depending upon your specific taxonomy, chimpanzees have low foreheads and prominent eyebrow ridges, unless of course you are a pygmy... (no offense intended.)





That said, an overly bushy or lengthy caterpillar will not accentuate your unique features.





I think you can bring sexy all the way back with a thin 'Rollie Fingers' handlebar.





EDIT: LOL, Kim. There is a perv' element to it, but he is Johnny Chimpo after all...
Reply:I like the Trimmed Sculpted hip hop staches/lines they have these days, and goatees. That gets my vote.





Crash....





If they brought the Rollie Fingers Mustaches back, ild be worried there would be a drastic increase in the number of beautiful girls that were snatched and tied to traintracks infront of oncoming trains.





That Guy with the "pencil thin mustache" Looks like a Po*nstar.. Dont Do that LOL
Reply:idk man.. the guy with the pencil thin one is rocken' it pretty hard....I say bust that one out.


You gotta have the big sun glasses to though..so...can a monkey's nose hold up sun glasses? I don't see why not.
Reply:The second one is the best although the third guy looks the best with his.
Reply:I dig the creative swirly stache that'd be best!!!
Reply:i would say the second one is f*cked up the most so that one is the best one.
Reply:The first one.