Monday, May 11, 2009

What companies sell interactive web poll software that I can place on my website?

I want to create the questions myself and design it myself and then pace the polling on my website. See ESPN's website. Usually, they have a survey question to the lower-right had corner of their website.





I don't want something like web monkey where they send you to their website to answer the question. I want complete control without any external companies being apart of my surveying.

What companies sell interactive web poll software that I can place on my website?
Hi,


I have used PHPSurveyor for several web site polls. It has a lot of features and you can design and setup your own surveys.





Surveys can be simple or very complex, it handles them both and it gives you useful analysis of your replies. People can be asked to sign up to complete the survey or can answer without giving a name, email address etc.





They have added other features since I last used it so it may have got even better. The other advantage to the script is it's free, at least the last time I used it.





regards


Tony

converse safety shoes

Webkinz survey?

1 how many webkinz do u have?


2 what kind r they


3what r their names


4 what do u think the cutest vitural webkinz pet is?


5 what was ur first webkinz?


6 who is ur favorite webkinz character?


7 what webkinz should ganz make next?


8 how many rooms do u have?


9 what is ur favorite outfit for your webkinz?


10 what's ur favorite theme?


11how many boys and girls do u have?


12what is ur username?


13 did u or r u going to the webkinz extravaganza day?


14 what do u think it the softest pet?





I will answer the survey too hehe





1 11


2.Panda, cheeky monkey, chocolate lab, black cat, reindeer, german shepherd, lilkinz penguin, polar bear, cow, tie dye frog, velvety elepahant.


3 reily nick sarah oreo comet zeus joey lilly daisy katie emily


4 chocolate la


5 panda


6 amanda panda


7 sea cretures


8 44


9 i like them all


10 beach


11 g-7 b-4


12 Brooke528


13 yes


14 velvety elephant

Webkinz survey?
i dont know how old ur but webkinz r supposed to be 4 like 9-yr olds at the oldest
Reply:1. 2


2. rabbit and an alley cat


3. benny and izy


4. idk i think the raccoon is pretty cool


5. the alley cat


6. hm...idk!


7. they should make a giraffe


8. counting my backyard, 9, i think?


9. on my alley cat, the blu beanie, rainbow belt, bubble vest, webkinz jeans (they were free in the newzpaper once) and white shoes that im not sure what they're called...o and sunglasses.


10. the jungle theme


11. one boy (rabbit) one girl (alley cat)


12. stamos87


13. no, i haven't been on webkinz in about 5 months or so, so i have no idea what you're talking about


14. probably one of the dogs.
Reply:My 7 year old daughter has 7 of them! What is the date of the extravaganza?
Reply:i don't have any. i think i missed that trend by a few years
Reply:I don't have any!
Reply:1 how many webkinz do u have?


20


2 what kind r they


Beagle- holly


golden retriever-bella


lepard- leo


Tiger- scamp


Chihauahua- taco


Alley cat - ally


Basset Hound- clue


pink poodle-Bubblelicious


Black cat- spooky


black lab- smoky


white terrier- ivana


koala-scottie


dalmation-dottie


orange cat-karret


Sherbet bunny-ice cream


polor bear-icy


Googles-googles


cheeky moncky- buck


lion-beast


panda-baby


4 what do u think the cutest vitural webkinz pet is?


panda


5 what was ur first webkinz?


white terrier and the tiger ( i got them both on my birthday)


6 who is ur favorite webkinz character?


i don't have one


7 what webkinz should ganz make next?


they should make a great dane


8 how many rooms do u have?


tomany


9 what is ur favorite outfit for your webkinz?


the sun dress


10 what's ur favorite theme?


the holloween


11how many boys and girls do u have?


10 girls and 10 boys


12what is ur username?


wabgirl


13 did u or r u going to the webkinz extravaganza day?


i am going


14 what do u think it the softest pet?


koala
Reply:1. i have one 2 webkinz.


2. both dogs.


3. one's Elvis and the other is Scout.


4. i think the cutest is the frog.


5.Elvis the Pug was my first.


6. my fav is Ms. Birdy.


7. they should make a Giraffe


8. i have 5 rooms in one, and 14 in the other.


9. jeans and a blue and green shirt.


10. baseball theme is fav.


11. i have 2 boys.


12. schoolgirl_818 and chickegurl


13. probably not.


14. softest? prolly the pink poodle.
Reply:11 idk i dont have time to do this ****
Reply:don't have any
Reply:webkins?


pft


isnt that for like little kids?
Reply:1. 14


2. umm cheeky monkey,pig,panda,golden retriever,cow,2 persian cats, reindeer,penguin,lovefrog,hippo.google,d...


3.cookie,penelope,spalding,molly,mimi,... i havent named all of them yet... i havent put all of them on my account


4. umm i think the cow and pig are really cute


5. cheeky monkey


6. i love plumpy


7. i think they should make a giraffe =)


8. like 14


9. umm i like just plain jeans and a heart shirt


10. pretty in pink room


11. umm i have 7 of each


12. umm im not going to tell my user name but the end numbers are 11996


13. im gonna go to the extravaganza day


14. the velvety elephant or the duck


"Its lunch time what should a monkey eat that likes Polls & Surveys and cant stand being away for a long time?

Top Ramen Or Cook an Egg

"Its lunch time what should a monkey eat that likes Polls %26amp; Surveys and cant stand being away for a long time?
How about a banana? Handy finger food. You don't have to cook it and it comes neatly sealed in its own wrapper! And the big plus, you can eat it with one hand and still type with the other! Good question!
Reply:Cook an egg.
Reply:top ramen and cook an egg


taste great together
Reply:Cook an Egg
Reply:Top Ramen
Reply:As far I remember ,seeing monkeys in a zoo, they always


liked fruits %26amp;vegetables,like bananas ,oranges,white cabages.....
Reply:Banana
Reply:Fried egg sandwich, Oreo cookies and milk. Followed by a Coors Light.
Reply:Make the ramen. You can put it in the microwave and forget about it, come back to the site for a few minutes while it's cooking. You don't have to watch it.
Reply:mc donalds
Reply:I'm about to make a cup of ramen noodles, you want me to make an extra for you? It's chicken flavor....... It's barf-o-lisious!!!
Reply:microwave ramen


Survey: Have you every purchased "Simianalia?" (Those are items relating to monkeys?)?

No. It is not polite. My mom told me to always use a Kleenex tissue.

Survey: Have you every purchased "Simianalia?" (Those are items relating to monkeys?)?
I've had monkey meatloaf with marmoset mashed potatoes.
Reply:I'm not sure but I do know that some spider monkeys are afraid of a praying mantis.
Reply:Thanx for crowding my brain with more useless crap.
Reply:i have a sock monkey and some bananas
Reply:you soooo just made that up


Survey: when your neighbor brings you a a little bowl filled with sea-monkeys?

from her new job cleaning movie sets how can one be sure they are indeed sea-monkeys?

Survey: when your neighbor brings you a a little bowl filled with sea-monkeys?
see how they react to sea men.
Reply:there are many ways to identify sea monkeys/ brine shrimp for starters go on google and look at pics, also if u have any betta ( siamese fighting fish) u can feed it to them AFTER u no that for sure they are sea monkeys
Reply:They should all be wearing the little collars you can buy for them. No self respecting sea-monkey goes out without them.
Reply:By dressing up in your most sexy laundry, doing a little dance while you play with your kitty. All sea monkeys like a good show:]
Reply:They look a lot like giant sea monkeys, only smaller.








%26lt;---biologist
Reply:ooohhh! one can feed them bananas cant one.sea bananas
Reply:Ohhhhh I eat them! MMMMM, wee little shrimp thingys...but, I digest, if they are real sea monkeys they will throw poop at you.


A sea monkey chef


%26lt;--------
Reply:Are you friends with your neighbor? I get along pretty good with mine yet they've never brought me Sea Monkeys. Go figure.
Reply:Add a little Kahlua to the bowl and check their reaction.
Reply:do internet research?
Reply:Poke them
Reply:fry them up and serve 'em with mashed potatoes.


if they taste like chicken she's on the mark.
Reply:Taste them...if they tasted like sea monkeys...then they are sea monkeys.
Reply:purchase some females.....sea monkeys that is..


lol
Reply:google
Reply:ummmm...just trust that they are.
Reply:feed them to my marine fish and if they do not die after they gobble them down then they were sea monkeys ! lol

my bird

Random Survey!?

1)what are you wearing right now?


2)what did you hv for breakfast?


3)what are you planning to do tmrw?


4)if a monkey walked in holding a grape, would you take it?


5) Bye!





My Anwers





1)black capris and a pink tshirt


2)pancakes. yummm


3)check if i hv everything packed, and leave for vancouver. (weehee)


4)of course not, the monkey deserves the grape! good monkey! ^.^


5)Bye bye! hv fun with the survey!

Random Survey!?
1) black skinny jeans and a fall out boy hoodie


2)a poptart-- :D


3)tmrw? nthng.


4)i'd split it with him... half and half :D


5)later
Reply:1) Blue slip-on shoes, white socks, black jeans, blue sport shirt, and grey boxer briefs


2) Nothing, I am drinking a SOBE No Fear right now though


3) Same thing as today, go to work, go home, work around the house . . and if I'm lucky, go on a motorcycle ride.


4) No, mokeys are violent and grapes aren't worth it . . now if he had a Monster M-80 drink, that'd be a different story.


5) Never Say Goodbye - Bonjovi
Reply:1.jean dress


2.Cereal


3.work


4.No. I don't know where his hands have been!


5.Peace!
Reply:1.Capri's and Halifax (band) shirt


2.Nothing


3.Picking up grandparents and dance


4.Yes


5. Bye
Reply:1 - old navy shorts with a black tank top


2 - hmm... i didnt have breakfat


3 - getting teeth pulled to make room for the ones that are growing :P then i plan on being in pain all day. joy.


4 - sure! why not!


5 - bye! have fun in vancouver!!!!!





xD
Reply:black gym shorts and boxers


2 donuts


go to a baseball game with my Friends


i would take that grape from that hairy monkey


bye bye!
Reply:Black tshirt with shorts


I skipped breakfast today


Nothing


No


Good bye
Reply:1- jeans %26amp; khaki colored blouse


2- cookies


3-work as usual


4-no


5-bye
Reply:1) cloths


2) honey bunches of oats


3) idk


4)nope
Reply:1- a tank top and shorts


2- a bagel...and oats


3-i dont know


4-nope


5- ok whatever.
Reply:1) Jeans, tshirt and flipflops


2) Protein shake


3) Shopping for back to school items


4) No... who knows where the grape has been!


5) Bye
Reply:1 - 3/4 jeans and a t-shirt


2 - Frosties! yum


3 - Washing my car - really needs it!


4 - Let the monkey keep it!


5 - Cheers catch you later x
Reply:shorts and a t shirt


cerial bar


sit at home


no


laterz
Reply:black shorts and a gray shirt





nothing yet





idk sleep in





no





.
Reply:1. Puppy dog shorts and a tank


2. Cereal


3. Shopping in Manhattan and getting my eyebrows threaded


4. No let him have it


5. Bye!
Reply:1) blue jeans, white t-shirt like a white short sleeved hoody thing


2) potatoe pancake


3) don't know, just something so im not bored!


4) yes why not


5) au revoir
Reply:here goes everybody


1) my buzz lightyear pjs


2) cereal, mini-wheats to be exact


3) take a science 10 final exam


4) Of course! He's my boyfriend, and he brought it for me!


5) LOL - That's all, Folks!
Reply:jean shorts and a black tee


banana


work


no


bye
Reply:1) A green Sesame Street t-shirt and blue excercise shorts (Plan on going to the gym)


2) Coffee


3) I dont go into work, but I take my youngest in for Kindergarten Testing. Wish her luck.


4) Heck no!!! He'd probably hit me if I tried taking it!!


5) Bye. Have a great trip!!
Reply:an orange band t-shirt and navy pj bottoms


cereal


read, go to the mall, enjoy the last two weeks until school starts


only if the monkey offered me the grape would i take it.


have a nice day. bye bye.
Reply:1 - clothes


2 - food


3 - wake up


4 - depends on the color of the monkey


5 - THAT IS NOT A QUESTION! .... oh.....goodbye
Reply:1) pj bottoms, navy with white stripes, and a white tank top.


2) Orange Rolls from a can that Mr. Pillsbury made.


3) Go to work, and visit my sister for her birthday


4) Nope, don't know where that monkey's hands have been...plus I think he wanted it more than I if he walked over to the refrigerator and got it himself.


5) See ya later alligator..
Reply:1. Office clothes


2. Rice Crispies


3. Going out to luch with my co-workers


4. Probably not


5. Bye!! :)
Reply:1)tee shirt and spongebob shorts


2)nothing


3)sleeping


4)no,id take him.


5) Bye!


SURVEY: Peanut Butter or Monkeys?

I'll choose monkeys slapping the peanut butter on your shiny metal @zz with a spatula.

SURVEY: Peanut Butter or Monkeys?
MONKEYS!!!!!!
Reply:Monkeys
Reply:Peanut butter.Monkeys are hard to eat, esp. in a sandwich, as they tend to eat the bread BEFORE you do!
Reply:why cant I have both??!!
Reply:Peanut Butter
Reply:WTF?! My monkey covered in peanut butter... I need some cherry jelly now!
Reply:Animal crackers
Reply:Peanut butter!


Mmmm.
Reply:Monkeys, hands down. They can do anything that peanut butter can, except better.
Reply:Mmmm crunchy p-nut butter on a banana...yummy!
Reply:i HATE peanut butter so i will go with Monkeys!!!
Reply:monkeys


Survey: What do sea-monkeys taste like?

Guido thinks that all seamen tastes the same.

Survey: What do sea-monkeys taste like?
Sea Monkeys are krill. Krill oil is supposed to be one of the best cold water fish oils. Wait just a moment....





....I give it to my dogs, so I just went and tasted it. It's about the fishiest fish taste I've ever tasted. My guess is, they taste pretty fishy.





(And you thought you were being a wisenheimer.)
Reply:I don't know I get the same look when I try to order them at a seafood joint as I do when I try to order Daryl Hannah...
Reply:Futility Knife once tried to eat them, but I am a long standing member of PETSA.


We will find you...


muahahahahaha.
Reply:Like salty, monkey love. Ever seen them going at it in the tank? Amazing.
Reply:I am a vegetarian, but if I have heard correctly, they give you one heck of a trip. I will eat some just for that:]
Reply:what are sea-monkeys??
Reply:tuna probably, the chicken of the sea
Reply:burnt cookies with a hint of dog food.
Reply:Cat food another tasty fave.
Reply:im vegetarian
Reply:chicken
Reply:chicken
Reply:Rattle snake
Reply:Sadly, i dont know
Reply:Like garbage juice...Bluerghhh!
Reply:like normal monkey but a lot more salty
Reply:Shrimp.......... isnt that what they are? baby shrimp
Reply:if i ever catch one and cook it I will let you know
Reply:I have a feeling that you're going to tell us.
Reply:I don't know but....


Sea-Monkey's got my money!





(from Nemo)


2 questions. Qtn 1: A survey reveals that people who have bigger foot are wiser. Qtn 2: from monkeys to human?

#1 : students from 6 - 16 years old were given a test based on their age, and it was found that children with smaller foot were, on the average, only able to answer questions at their level. on the other hand, children with bigger foot, were able to answer their questions faster, and also were able to take on questions meant for higher age groups.





could you, tell me, what fallacies has been observed in this survey?





#2 : humans have some genes that are similar with apes. therefore, consider this, humans must have originated from the same ancestors as the apes.





how many fallacies did you identify in this argument?





PS - im not here to debate on the topic, im just here to see if anyone capable of logic and fallacies could answer this on an objective level.

2 questions. Qtn 1: A survey reveals that people who have bigger foot are wiser. Qtn 2: from monkeys to human?
#1 The biggest fallacy is that of false assumption. It isn't stated what the test was testing for (intelligence is assumed, but not confirmed). Furthermore, it is assumed that answering questions faster is desirable. And it is assumed that being "able to take on questions meant for higher age groups" is a good thing (it doesn't state how well the children were able to do on those questions).





Additionally, saying "on average" could very well be misleading. Is this mean, median, or mode? Is this variation even significant? Seems like meaningless innuendo.





But then again, all of those are flaws I observed in the survey; you just asked what fallacies were observed in the survey, to which I would point out that there were no such observations in the survey.





#2 This one could have quite a few fallacies all related to the same theme, but I am going to go with false assumption again (though I could make an argument for post hoc ergo propter hoc). Similar things are not necessarily forced to have similar origins. For example, two tables might share much in common (being table shaped, being made out of wood, being finished with a nice cherry stain and lacquer, etc), but that doesn't mean that they came from the same tree, forest, factory, or even continent. To offer an exaggerated example of this statement, Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings both use a very large number of the same or similar words; therefore they must have been written by the same author.





Admittedly, I am rather rusty at IDing logical fallacies (alas, I don't even recall all their names correctly). But then again, that might be taken as an appeal to pity logical fallacy itself.
Reply:LOL, you've evolved from the paradox to the fallacy. Just Me, you like watching the mice run through the maze, don't you? I'll keep my answer to myself for obvious reasons. Good to see you posting again.
Reply:The first part, it seems to me, most likely indicates that, among people who are still growing (the 6-16 age range cited), those with larger body parts (feet, in this case) are likely to be somewhat more developed than their peers, and therefore might test as somewhat more advanced. Beyond that, I don't see any meaning, because I don't see any basis in the information provided to presume a correlation between foot size and intelligence.





On the second point, the main fallacy I can identify would be the presumption that anyone has put forth the argument you describe. The genetic similarity between humans and other primates (which runs about 90+%, a bit more than "some") is only one element _supporting_ evolutionary theory, not the basis for the theory itself. In fact, that genetic similarity was entirely undiscovered when the various evolutionary theories got their start.
Reply:Just know this: God created man AND the monkey. But they are totally separate living beings. Please don't insult yourself any more than you have to, consdering you started out with that foot question.

choosing rain roots

Does anybody know the name of Aeropostale's Monkey?

I just need to know because I'm doing my friend's survey!

Does anybody know the name of Aeropostale's Monkey?
it doesn't have a name!
Reply:areo
Reply:idk, but he is soooo cute!
Reply:he has a name?? i know like paul frank has one, but i didnt know the aero monkey did.. lol, sorry
Reply:i didn't even know it had a name try Aero since it is the Aeropostale monkey
Reply:I didn't know the monkey had a name...!!! %26lt;:
Reply:idk


I am doing a music survey on the Arctic Monkeys?

Please answer the following


1.What is your Country of Residence


2.Have you heard of the Arctic Monkeys


IF yes answer the rest


3.Whats your fave song


4. Have you seen them live


5.Have you bought their record.





Thanks much appreciated

I am doing a music survey on the Arctic Monkeys?
1) UK


2) Yes


3) Don't know


4) No


5) Yes
Reply:UK


yah


only heard the one 'betcha look good on the dance floor' or something


no


no but my friends have
Reply:1.usa


2.yes


3.dont know the name


4. no


5.no
Reply:1 uk


2 yes


3 i bet that you look good on the dancefloor


4 no


5 no
Reply:1) U.K.


2) Yes, they suck big time. MOst over-rated band in years.


3) The one about looking good on the dance floor.


4) No and i don't plan to.


5) my Dad has. He thinks it's over-rated too, Good luck to them in their search for a new bass player though.
Reply:usa


yes i have heard of them, my sister likes them


havnt heard any of the songs


no


no, but downloaded some songs
Reply:1.What is your Country of Residence - Ireland


2.Have you heard of the Arctic Monkeys - Yes, they rock.


IF yes answer the rest


3.Whats your fave song - Probably I bet you look good on the dancefloor but I love them all.


4. Have you seen them live - no but I will be next month (they are playing at oxegen)


5.Have you bought their record - the day it came out.
Reply:1. UK


2. yes


3. From the ritz to the rumble


4. No ;o(


5. yes
Reply:1, uk


2, yes


3, i bet you look good on the dancefloor


4, no


5, no but will soon
Reply:1. UK


2. Yes


3. right now- the view from the afternoon


4. no but i would love to


5. yes
Reply:Country - England


Yes


Mardy Bum


No


Yes





You're welcome.


Are u a monkey?

Polls and surveys iam a monkey

Are u a monkey?
im a cute little monkey ... :)
Reply:I sure hope not, but they say we are related so I guess we all are.
Reply:I'm a mokey too.


Can i have a bannana please.
Reply:Do I look like one? No
Reply:no
Reply:You messing with me ,sound like your a little monkey but a fun one .
Reply:No, I'm a vampire from the future.
Reply:im not hairy =P


And the monkey looked up and surveyed the stars and decided to throw away the brocken bone in his hand?

For, verily, the soup was needed...

And the monkey looked up and surveyed the stars and decided to throw away the brocken bone in his hand?
the very first politician.
Reply:I was thinking the same thing as Doug...
Reply:i think there was this big stone obelisk involved. Some classical music, and a computer that went nuts and killed everybody in the spaceship.





The Gospel according to Kubrick.
Reply:A broken hand works, but not a broken heart.


Persian Proverb
Reply:right.
Reply:The imagery of the broken bone flying through the air and becoming a space vessel/transport is Kubrick's but the original focus of a primeval - non-human ancestor encountering some sort of message conveyance belongs to





Arthur C. Clarke - - author of 2001 and sequels
Reply:Roger Waters rocks.

Sweating Disorders

Survey: Should we determine the importance of an animal based on their intelligence?

For instance, think about the intelligence we perceive in animals. Apparently, monkeys and dolphins demonstrate to have a very sophisticated capacity of memory and intelligence in experiments. We show much more consideration for an animal such as a monkey, than to animals we eat such as chickens. Do you think we should value an animal who shows greater intelligence as more important than to an animal who doesn't?

Survey: Should we determine the importance of an animal based on their intelligence?
No, all animals are living beings and deserve the same regard, protection, etc...... Intelligence in animals, just like in humans, is just one variable. We live in a society that attempt to give the same rights and consideration to all people, regardless of other variables. Animals also should also be given equal consideration to one another.
Reply:Firstly an attempt to judge some one on anything thing that we haven't comprehended fully - Intelligence, is futile. All theories hold good till the time they are proven wrong. So they cannot help you make realistic judgments.We human beings know very little and are very much less capable than other animals in many matters.





If you are a parent and have 2 kids consider one of them to be very intelligent and the other an average one..... Would you treat them differently ? If you do so you have think about how intelligent you are....





If you have greater consideration for a monkey that is not universal behavior....its individual preference. Some have chicken for pets and some chicken are really intelligent when grown in a natural setting.





Intelligence is not always some thing that you are born with. A man can acquire intelligence with deligent learning. And that learning is not always through books.....experience and meditations do help.





Respect for nature - mother earth and its inhabitants will diminish when we start respecting animals and humans on how intelligent or how useful they are to us.....





We will pollute this earth and kill those animals if they are not at all important to us.
Reply:That's what we do for humans don't we?





The dumb animals will be pampered like Paris And Britany
Reply:no, that is silly





*
Reply:Generally we regard the importance of an animal based on its utility to us. Cattle and chickens are important as a source of food. All wild animals play a role in their respective ecosystems, intelligence notwithstanding, hence are important. If we are to value things based on intellect alone, then every mentally challenged person will be assigned very little value. If that were the case, who would be left for fundies to proselytize?
Reply:No... We have not the place to determine the importance of any living being.





If, however, it were intelligence that we used to measure importance, the Man himself would have to determine himself in the last echelon.


If you were the wicked witch of the west or a flying monkey what kind of plastic surgery would you get(survey)

If I was one of the flying monkeys, I'd be happy with my looks because I'd be better looking than I am right now...

If you were the wicked witch of the west or a flying monkey what kind of plastic surgery would you get(survey)
If I were the wicked witch - I would boil more frogs and go South.





For the flying monkey - I would fly to London Parliment and sh!t





all over Gordon Brown and the thieves of Parliment. !
Reply:I do not belong to this region.
Reply:the witch a nose job the monkey a tail removal


Survey! would you class yourself as an organ grinder or a monkey?

I'm the tourist standing to the side grinning like a fool and throwing spare change into the hat.

Survey! would you class yourself as an organ grinder or a monkey?
Well as a Mother, Grandmother and Partner I can be both at different times, depending on what a situation calls for.
Reply:The organ grinder.
Reply:i`m more of an agent
Reply:I am the beat-up metal cup that the monkey holds.....lol
Reply:I like to grind one organ in particular....
Reply:Organs? I like grinding organs...











ooooohhhhh...those organs...yeah, they'll do...


:-)
Reply:very much organ grinder
Reply:I'm more of a monkey that grinds the organ ;-)
Reply:im the organ grinders ceo
Reply:i grind the monkey every other sunday
Reply:Organ grinder
Reply:none of those im me thats who i am!
Reply:i am me, i'm not sure what you think i may grind or what a monkey has to do with it but it doest change the fact that i am me


Sunday, May 3, 2009

Survey: Has anyone ever told you that they Love you more than Monkey's love bananas?

I just tucked my daughter into bed and she told me that=)|||lol.. love the line.. that was awesome..i%26#039;ll be using that pick up line more often..lol She%26#039;s just a genius.. how did she come up with that..lol|||Oh, how tender!|||Yeah and my friend told me she loves me like a fat kid loves chocolate.|||That%26#039;s adorable :-)|||Awwww~! Thats so cute!!! Yea... I%26#039;ve been told that in kindergarten by someone.|||Aww. Dont ya just love those babies!|||nope, never been in love (besides my family)|||awwwww, so cute! i like that, maybe i%26#039;ll use it. :)|||no. good luck.|||my 7 year old nephew tells me he loves me more than worms love dirt!!!|||No, but that is so adorable coming from a kid. : )|||No, but I like it - good line!|||Sweet! My cats are forever telling me that they love me more than they love canned sardines. However I know for a fact that they WON%26#039;T eat anything but their kitty kibble, sardines included. Your little girl must love you very much, and kids often do say the darnedest things!|||No, but my sister tells me %26quot;I love you more than Ice Cream!%26quot; She learned it at preschool.|||Never heard that one but it%26#039;s awesomely cute.|||Only by another Monkey.


I think the person is trying to tell you that they really love you in a round-about way.|||oohhh.... nice one. lol. my friends and i sAY WE love eachother more than fat people love burritos....lol. mahhaaaa. but i can%26#039;t say we%26#039;ve recited that one.|||thats the sweetest thing i have ever heard!|||Yes your daughter my granddaughter,you used to tell me when your were small that you love me more than all the birthday cakes in the world.She is so much like you a little angel.I love you.|||no, but thats really cute|||haha, no. but thats cute!|||aaaaawwwwwwww how sweet|||awwww no but once my friend told me they love me more than milk loves oreos :D|||No, but that is so cute. I%26#039;ve been told that someone loves me more than a fat kid loves cake.|||Nope, I can%26#039;t say it has.|||lol|||ha, ive never heard that b4, but its sooo cute!|||Ever heard the one that goes I love you more than a fat kind loves chocolate%26#039;??|||I like that, it%26#039;s cute.|||No.That is sweet to hear from a child.|||No but got caught daydreaming at work and was told I was %26quot;staring like a tree full of owls%26quot;

Why would a monkey call me a w---er? I am a lady! This is definately a survey to see who knows.?

i was called this in response to a previous question. I have no bananas at present to feed the monkey.|||The 3 wise monkeys see no evil, hear no evil and speak no evil.


So I can only assume you%26#039;ve chanced upon a gorilla - who%26#039;s probably best left to his own devices - an endangered species - sadly.|||I knew that! I%26#039;m very into my Fred Astaire ACTUALLY, but thank you! x Report Abuse
|||its because monkeys have a tendency to blurt out what there thinking instead of filtering out the cr*p.|||HE DIDNT RESPECT YOU NANA





YOU BIG NANA|||hi we need to Teach that money a lesson hugs|||think i know the troll to whom you refer


perchance a vivisectionist is called for|||How unpleasant for you m%26#039;lady! That is totally out of order actually, I hope you gave the answerer a thumbs down and some.|||can%26#039;t under stand any of it.|||monkeys don%26#039;t have no manners|||Are You that sad that You adopt the identity of a grandmother? Do You feel like a guiding light here?|||monkeys are unreliable.|||um i really dont know what your trying to say ;-)|||was it weiner?|||...so is a Babette a female Baboon?|||Perhaps it was really a Baboon....





:)

Do you know what a sock monkey is? see details?

I have found it disturbing that many people who take my sock monkey surveys do not know what a sock monkey is. We need to address this issue! I would like to start raising sock monkey awarness. Do you agree?|||If you%26#039;re talking abou that little thief, pls return my socks when you catch him!|||for shame... Report Abuse
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I don%26#039;t know what it is!! Y didn%26#039;t U explain it better?

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Survey: Do you take to trees like a monkey?

Apparently i do but only when i%26#039;ve had one too many..lol..xx..♥|||Nahhhhhhhhhh but the guy on Escape to Chimp Eden does - he%26#039;s kwazzee and stuff|||No. But I do take to water like a fish!|||Only when Im looking for shade.|||No human does. Have you ever seen gibbons jumping around in trees?





watch this and tell if you think any human can move like that:


http://youtube.com/watch?v=Cp-hERQYBVM|||Ha. Not so much, lol.|||nope|||I cut trees down like a beaver|||No, I prefer trees like a human =]|||my mate keith does|||Yeah i am treeaholic, i%26#039;m in counselling for it.|||Singing %26#039;Take me home country roads%26#039; all the way.|||When I was younger yes I would climb any tree even leap from tree to tree

Survey: What would you do if a monkey with a wrench ran after you?

Run!!!

Survey: Would you eat steamed monkey brains in Penang?

I did. They were steamy.





Would you?|||The majority in Penang now is the local Chinese, not the Malay anymore.





And the Chinese there enjoy their steamed monkey brains with nasi lemak %26amp; sambal...|||No. Out of principle.


Because I don%26#039;t know whether the monkey was killed humanely and were bred purely for eating or was it an act of cruelty before that brain got to my table. (I heard in some culture, they eat the brain while the monkey is still alive and I refuse to be part of that!)





I have eaten brains before... honestly, I didn%26#039;t like the taste of it. But may be it was the way it was cooked.|||Hi,





I have never refused to try anything to eat, so I would have a go at monkey brains.





I have had goat brain in the Mid-East, and it was just tasteless porrige.





So there we go.


Out with the snails, pig testicles, black pudding, pickled eyeballs and McDonalds !





Bob|||No I wouldnt.


What did they taste like (besides steamy)?


Were they squiggy?


Did you wanna be sick?


or did you lick you lips and ask for more?





Did you start thinking thoughts like a monkey afterwards - but all out of order cos of course they were all crushed and mashed up :) ?|||i lived in penang for 2and i/2 yrs never saw them on the menu or had them offered to me, i was told after one meal that i had just eaten cat though. who knows what i was actually sold by street hawkers eh.|||Yes, if it was the regional favorite.....What is the point of going all that way %26amp; then eating the same stuff you would eat at home??|||Noooooo.not anywhere.|||I%26#039;m fairly adventuresome, so I would probably at least try it. It really doesn%26#039;t sound too appetizing though.|||NO! I%26#039;d eat broccoli brains though anyday. Or heads of lettuce and the raw hearts of artichokes.|||I wouldn%26#039;t eat them anywhere!|||No two reasons


A) it sounds gross


b) I dont eat meat|||Maybe if I had some Cholula hot sauce to put on them. Is there rice or anything on the side?|||yes, I need brains more than anything else.|||Not a chance|||Not a chance|||Only if i had some hot sauce|||No, I%26#039;d eat them in Philly.|||Uhm, NO.|||No, I would not.|||just so you know, eating them does not make you more intelligent. Bet you regret it now, huh?|||no way....but thanks just the same!|||gross,no way.|||with or without a side of rice?


*what?...u mean thats not a delicacy?*|||us monkeys will remember this one, you better watch your back!|||No, but my fiance%26#039; did in mexico!!!! oh wit...that was a goats brain...... lol

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Survey: Whats your favourite monkey song?

mines either:


shock the monkey by peter gabriel (anyone knows what its about? ive heard everything from animal testing, relationships, to drugs..)





or monkey (on your back) by george michael|||Deffinitly Shock the monkey!!!!!|||do it like animals on the discovery channel


Some song from the year 2000 or 2001 about people being nothing but animals or something|||The stranglers did one called %26#039;hangin around%26#039; which had the line %26#039;the monkeys getting griner but his eyes are on the ground, hes just hangin around%26#039;





My favourite.|||Foo Fighters - Monkey Wrench


Coal Chamber - Shock The Monkey|||that song by miley cyrus|||monkey man|||hoh hoh haha hoohhoohhooh|||Daydream believer ,by the monkeys ,if that counts|||10 little monkeys jumping on the bed|||bananas|||Monkey Wrench - Foo Fighters.|||foo fightahhhhhhss- monkey wrennnnchhhh|||I love Peter Gabriel! :)


But I have no idea what some of his songs are about...|||The Funky Gibbon,..by the goodies back in the 70s|||I`m a believer,,,by The Monkeys|||monkey%26#039;s uncle beach boys|||hey Hey we%26#039;re the Monkeys by Ithink the Monkeys|||Ian Brown - My Star

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Survey:Whats that monkey on your shoulder whispering to you?

%26quot; Hey-hey Audrey? ya see what happens? haha,you know, you were supposed to working on your project today... you know that one thats due in 2 weeks and you%26#039;ve barely even started? Your so behind, you wont even tell your family the due date, cause you%26#039;ll get in trouble..That one? Well, instead, You procrastinated AGAIN and just stayed on the internet all day..Nice going. HA! your a failure. I can%26#039;t even look at you...disgusting.You know what? Just- don%26#039;t even talk to me.....* Pause*......I%26#039;m hungry.You know, you haven%26#039;t fed me yet today. You could%26#039;ve gaven me a slice of that pizza you ordered earlier, but Noo-%26quot;





** gose on for hours|||The monkey said she must have you!|||OMG ... thank you for telling me. I could have been walking around with that monkey all day, and no one told me. Don%26#039;t you hate that?|||MONKEY WANTS MY BURGER!!!|||Your getting hungry go and get some tea lol :)|||Don%26#039;t pay out markus





he has served me well as my best friend





he is whispering to me how i waste my time with retarrded questions like yours








jks jks twas a good question!|||Stop using y/a and finish you essay|||He%26#039;s whispering, %26quot;Who%26#039;s that fine lady who is looking at us?%26quot; Honest! I%26#039;m not monkeying around, he%26#039;s going ape over you. He said, %26quot;She%26#039;s the gorilla my dreams.%26quot; I could go on, but it%26#039;ll only get worse.|||yes a golden monkey|||He%26#039;s singing the Spongebob song over and over and over. Please make him stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!|||time to eat! (and the monkey is right)|||%26quot;I%26#039;m going to kill you when you go to sleep...%26quot;|||Dumb question. But thx for the 2 extra points.|||He wants to know if he can hang out there because when he is on my back He keeps getting crushed against my chair.|||He isn%26#039;t whispering. That%26#039;s for sure.|||hes saying hey...doesn%26#039;t the guy asking this quesion remind you of that guy Steve from Australia that died filming a movie/documentary...i got to star in one of his shows once i was amazing|||Throw peanuts -throw peanuts!|||Thats my find ernie......dont make fun of him|||stop playing around on the internet and go to bed|||Nutmeg is the root of all evil.|||Can we go to sleep now? Please?!!|||I want a pole to jump on|||My monkey is whispering: I want hot sauce for my chicken wing. Gimme hot sauce for my chicken wing!|||%26quot;Give it up %26quot;B%26quot; or I%26#039;ll stick it in your ear%26quot;|||I%26#039;m going to the doctor and having this growth on my a** removed.|||He%26#039;s telling me that I%26#039;m on here WAY too much.|||He wants me to give him another peanut.|||gimme a banana|||cant tell you that|||Its my Flying Monkey Tim, Duh! he%26#039;s my pal!





lol jk|||Shut this comp off and go to bed you have work in a few hours and no sleep and work -eek plus the monkey wants a banana any one have one?

Survey - How do I get the monkey off my back and back into the barrel?

a glass of whiskey and a very big stick.|||show it a banana and then toss it in the barrel! and hope the monkey chases it! (just have a lid close by) =D lol|||are we talkin par,ty monkey or the real deal. if your drinkin brass monkey is good for that if he is real give him a treat in his cage.|||shoot him in the arm untill he does what you say, then tell him to get in the barrel with the others|||Use Bananas|||start eating a banana and throw it in the barrel and then run away =)|||you take a banana and put it by the monkey then throw it into the barrel!|||I just had to say %26quot;no%26quot; for the um-teenth time and FINALLY stick with my decision.|||Trap it in a sac or something.


Use a banana as bait.|||bananas|||You have to go to Y!A rehab|||get the banna and throw it in the barrel|||use a spatula|||Roll Back on the Couch or Bed and %26#039;smother it%26#039; with pillows...!!|||give it a banana|||Use a taser.|||Slap its silly butt off of your back|||Find it a %26quot;mate%26quot; to be laid :-)|||shove him in|||get a gun and shoot it off!! into the barel

Survey: My lil monkey, Georgette, is terribly smitten with a man who wears a big yellow hat .....?

...can you give some suggestions for a nice valentines days gift....?|||If you give her a huge bunch of bananas tied up with a pretty bow she may forget the man with the yellow hat...and love you again...whole heartedly...


Peace.|||I am so sorry Sweetie......


Thank you for best answer....


Peace. Report Abuse
|||how about..


watch curious george together with popcorn and animal crackers?|||I don%26#039;t know, I have the same problem as Georgette....:)


Chocolate always works for Valentine%26#039;s day|||Tell her the man in the big yellow hat is already taken by Curious George!! (I think they may be gay!)|||buy her a yellow hat too.|||Since this is the modern day and politically correctness is in full bloom, how about the book, %26quot;Bi-Curious George%26quot;.....|||A field trip to the fire station.|||A Curious George Book? His owner wears a big yellow hat!

What is the best way to market to or survey Veterinary Technicians?

I am a small business owner looking at new business ideas, including ways to help Veterinary Technicians and Vet offices. I made a survey on survey monkey to find out Vet Tech%26#039;s ideas about the area I am considering for new business. I posted the survey on Craigslist and contacted some Vet Tech schools, but have only had 13 responses and I need 100!





Any suggestions where to post asking for Vet Techs to answer my survey? It isn%26#039;t for sales and doesn%26#039;t ask their contact information for a mailing list or anyting cheezy like that.





Thanks for any suggestions!





The survey is at:


http://www.surveymonkey.com/s.aspx?sm=Dr...





%26lt;a href=%26quot;http://www.surveymonkey.com/s.aspx... Here to take survey%26lt;/a%26gt;|||Couple of questions for you...why do you need 100? Statistical sampling techniques will give you a pretty accurate result with a sample size of 30.





Are you trying to get new clients or decide if this is a niche worth pursuing for your own start up business?





If it is the latter...try looking in http://inventory.overture.com for keywords about pets. It will give you a listing of common search terms for people who are looking for animal information. If you want to reach vet techs directly then you may want to get a Google Adword campaign going to target them specifically (email me if you need more info)





BTW...THE MOST IMPORTANT ASPECT OF BUSINESS IS...the list.





Most people shy away from that for spam reasons but if you don%26#039;t know who your customers are and how to reach them...how are you going to sell? I am sure there is a market for your service. You need a list. The best way to do this is to offer a summary report of your survey data if they are interested. Then the want to give you their email address. Don%26#039;t trick anyone on this one.





If you are willing to buy a list go to the library and get the SRDS. You will be able to get a list of vets.





Have you checked for google or yahoo groups for vets? You may want to try Linkedin dot com. It is the number one business social networking group (similar to MySpace, Facebook, etc...but for business professionals). It has over 5 million subscribers and it is free. (no I won%26#039;t make any money for that referral)





Best,


Angie

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