Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Feel Like A Random Survey Much?

1. Are you part of the secret cult of cannibalistic Teletubies?


2. Whats your favorite kind of cheese?


3. How often do you socialize with magical beings?


4. If you were a pirate, which would you rather have on your shoulder: a monkey or a parrot?


5. Are you a stealthy ninja?


6. Whens the last time you've killed a man?


7. Are you the rabbit?


8. Are you God?


9. Do you work at a furniture store?


10. Want to be best buddies forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever?








Note: I'm bored.

Feel Like A Random Survey Much?
Why? Do I look much like a Random Survey?


1)We are not cannibalistic, but yes.


2)Brie, really fresh brie.


3)I am a magical being and I do talk with myself daily, so Daily.


4)A parrot.


5)Well I am proficient with throwing stars, I even make my own.


6)I do not kill, I only maim.


7)No, I am not the rabbit, I am a teletubie, remember.


8)Yes, I am Orpheus, the Greek god of music.


9)Teletubies do not work in furniture stores, ever!


10)Sure, I would even go further than that for you Lexi, you are a real cutie!





Are you still bored? Try counting your toes while wearing socks, that usually keeps me occupied for hours.
Reply:1. No


2. American


3. Not as often as i would like


4. A monkey


5. Wish i was


6. Last week. He shouldn't have messed with me.


7. Nope


8. Not exactly


9. No


10. Omg, yes!
Reply:Random answers;


MMMMayyyybeee


Cheddar cheese quest


PIKA PIKA PIKACHEU


Parrot monkey ninja


Riiiiggghhhtttt


In the next few million years


Sure


I praise him and money


Kould use the money


I am your father (sure if u need a friend that badly????)
Reply:1. Yes! How did you know?


2. Chedder


3. Not often


4. Neither


5. Nah


6. Not yet


7. Nope


8. No such thing


9. No


10. Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes
Reply:1. um no


2. muenster


3. never..


4. a monkey :)


5. no im slow and clumsy ninja..


6. ive never killed somebody unless a colony of ants would add up to a man..


7. no


8. no


9. no


10. no you bore me





have fun :)
Reply:Haha lol The Teletubbies scare the CRAP out of me, so no, I don't think I'm one of them....... :) lol


Cheddar


Only in my dreams, only in my dreams......... :)


I would rather have a parrot on my shoulder........ :)


Haha lol Who knows??? :0


Today!!!!! I am a VISCOUS BLOOD-SEEKING KILLER!!!!


Nope, I don't magically appear in a a top-hat........ :)


No..... God IS God.......... GO GOD GO!!!!!!!! :)


Nope


Sure, I'm a friendly person....... :) Better yet, do you want to be best buds forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever??? :)
Reply:1) Not really


2) Nacho Cheese... really that's NOT - CHO CHEESE!


3) once a week or more... my singers are pretty magical.


4) A parrot, Eddie Murphy has me suspicious of monkeys. (he said they would stick their thing in your ear and it feels like a little wet q-tip)


5) no but I stealth other things


6) 2:30


7) no but I got hare.


8) No but I once played him on TV


9) not really - But I have people sit on me.


10) are there benefits involved





Bored - to me - means you don't have the creativity to figure out something interesting to do.
Reply:1. Are you part of the secret cult of cannibalistic Teletubies? No.


2. Whats your favorite kind of cheese?


Swiss.


3. How often do you socialize with magical beings?


Only on Tuesdays and Thursdays


4. If you were a pirate, which would you rather have on your shoulder: a monkey or a parrot?


Monkey of course.


5. Are you a stealthy ninja?


No Do you have a thing for ninjas?


6. Whens the last time you've killed a man?


March 30th.


7. Are you the rabbit?


Sometimes


8. Are you God?


Certainly not, no.


9. Do you work at a furniture store?


Sure don't.


10. Want to be best buddies forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever?


Rain check?
Reply:maybe...why?


toe-cheese!


everyday when I go to hogwarts


a monkey cuz it won't go poo on ur shoulder as much


no but i do like scaring people with surprises


yes when i'm in rabbit form


yes, I am the evil man-eating rabbit in monty python


no but i do believe in him


no but i like playing on the electric chairs


it depends whether ur on something or not...j/k!!!!
Reply:1 no


2 chedder


3 never


4 monkey


5 no


6 never


7 no


8 probably


9 no


10 no
Reply:1. Are you part of the secret cult of cannibalistic Teletubies? Of couse I am


2. Whats your favorite kind of cheese? Gouda


3. How often do you socialize with magical beings? Daily


4. If you were a pirate, which would you rather have on your shoulder: a monkey or a parrot? A half-monkey, half-parrot cyborg


5. Are you a stealthy ninja? No, I'm a very clumbsy ninja


6. Whens the last time you've killed a man? A few minutes ago


7. Are you the rabbit? No, sorry


8. Are you God? No, not YET


9. Do you work at a furniture store? I wish


10. Want to be best buddies forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever? Sure, why not?





Your boredom is dully noted.
Reply:1. yes i am a part of the secret cult of cannibalistic teletubies, tinkywinky, YUMM!


2. i'm lactose intolerant but if i had to eat cheese i'd say feta.


3. i socialize with magical beings when i go to lala land, usually about 1/3 of my day.


4. i'd rather have a monkey on my shoulder because monkeys are my favorite and it wont poop on my shoulder...god willing.


5. i'm the stealthiest ninja alive! ..or dead.


6. i killed a man last night, dissolved his body in acid, wampwampwamp.


7. i'm not the rabbit, my rabbit is THE rabbit, i'm just a rabbit's foot.


8. i'm not god, but if i were i would not be doing this survey!


9. my life is a furniture store.


10. i want to be best buddies forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever in my pants.
Reply:1. no


2. I hate cheese


3. never


4. a parrot


5. nope


6.never


7. nope


8. no


9. nope


10. um...
Reply:1. nope lol


2. Cheddar


3. not really


4. monkey!!


5. nope


6. in a game last week


7. nope


8. nope


9.nope


10. sure why not...
Reply:1. No, but where can I join?


2. Brie


3. Every single day


4. Monkey


5. no


6. Literally, never.


7. Bunny, maybe


8. no


9. No


10. no





me too ..... obviously
Reply:1- no thats not for me


2- parmasen


3- daily


4-parrot


5- yes


6- 2 hrs ago


7- maybe...


8-no im Goddess


9- what do you consider work? yep i test all the beds


10- yes that would be great!








=]
Reply:no


parmesan


not often enough


monkey


no, im a pirate remember?


not recently


no


no


no


i guess
Reply:1. Yes i am... How did u find out? U must Be One of us now.. I will Name U Crazy tubie.. We will implant a Leg bone into your head.


2. Cottage.. It makes me sound Innocent... A little old lady perhaps whos kitchen has apple decorations all about.


3. Everyday I socialize with magical beings. I am A Hairstylist... We have a couple Ferries that work with me... haha


4. I dont care if what i have on my shoulder.. Monkey parrot, rabbit... They all going to get eaten.. Remember i am a cannibalis.


5. No.. I am not a ninja.. He got in my way And I had him For Breakfast last week....


6. Earlier today I killed a man. I ate him with a can of beans...and Made a Face mask out of his skin.


7. Rabbits are only good for one thing and its not to cuddle with.


8. Don't be foolish I am No god...


9. If making a coffee table out of Human bones means I work at a furniture store then yes I do.


10. U will be my buddy forever and ever .. For now u know my secret.. We shall join together as one Over a Cup Of HOT Boiled MAN.
Reply:1. NO!


2. all kinds except 4 the smelly 1's!


3.in my dreams.lol


4.monkey cuz i might hurt the parrot(shut up %26amp; zip it)


5.workin on it.


6.last night,but i don't no if he's died or alive he ran away bleeding.lol


7.i wish i need 2 eat healty.


8.why would i be him,if he's not real?


9.no but if i did id get free stuff.


10. um...um...sure why not.





~ME~





PS


bet u your not ganna be bored after u read all these answers.
Reply:1. I am the leader of the secret cult of double-jointed bunnies who are planning on killing the teletubies


2. the American cheese at subway


3. do imaginary boyfriends who shoot anti-stalker rays count as magical beings?


4. I want a monkey. It has to be a hunky, funky chunky monkey though.


5. I am the stealthiest ninja there is. I have the ability to be clumsy yet stealthy


6. hmmm.... he was more like a miserable useless waste of space. and I have killed him many many times in my dreams. he's an asshole


7. What rabbit? where? are YOU the rabbit?


8. hmmm......last time I checked, atheists can't be god. but atheists be thought of as guardian angles by their stalkers.


9. naaah.


10. It depends. If you are not a self-centered, rude, arrogant human being, then yes.
Reply:Yes


American


Everyday


Zebra


No, I slow one


Today


A Elephant


Yes


I'm a pimp


Sure :]
Reply:1.yes, of course


2.Swiss


3. all the time, are you kidding me?


4.definetly a parrot monkeys smell


5.i would like to think so


6.never


7.no


8.no


9.no


10.ye ahhh no, sorry abou that
Reply:1. HAHAHAH, I've never heard of that! So, no!


2. Parmesan cheese!


3. Never :(


4. Parrot! I lovelovelove parrots!


5. SHOOT GURLL, you know it! ;)


6. Never ever ever ever!


7. ;)


8. Nah b.


9. No!


10. Not really, but only because I don't know you, heheh.
Reply:1. Are you part of the secret cult of cannibalistic Teletubies?...huh?


2. Whats your favorite kind of cheese?.....cheddar


3. How often do you socialize with magical beings?....everyone


4. If you were a pirate, which would you rather have on your shoulder: a monkey or a parrot?....a monkey


5. Are you a stealthy ninja?....no


6. Whens the last time you've killed a man?....hmm.....


7. Are you the rabbit?......yess


8. Are you God?....no


9. Do you work at a furniture store?....no


10. Want to be best buddies forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever?.....i dont know you
Reply:1. No, what makes you think that?! ;)


2. goat cheese, thats the only kind that doesnt make me throw up


3. Every night in my dreams.


4. a monkey


5. no


6. in my last life


7. i am THE rabbit


8. no


9. no


10. not really
Reply:1. Are you part of the secret cult of cannibalistic Teletubies? Nope.


2. Whats your favorite kind of cheese? Grilled.


3. How often do you socialize with magical beings? Never.


4. If you were a pirate, which would you rather have on your shoulder: a monkey or a parrot? Monkey because Everybody's Got Something To Say Except Me And My Monkey. : )


5. Are you a stealthy ninja? I wish!


6. Whens the last time you've killed a man? Never.


7. Are you the rabbit? No but i own a bunnie.


8. Are you God? Nope.


9. Do you work at a furniture store? Nope.


10. Want to be best buddies forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever? I'll pass but thanks for the offer.
Reply:1. of course! duhh


2. mozzarella is pretty cool


3. every 22 4/7 minutes


4. a parrot on one and a monkey on the other =)


5. only sometimes


6. 3 minutes ago


7. maybe ;)


8. on tuesdays and thursdays


9. nope


10. yeah totally!
Reply:1. I though that was a secret but u sure know. wonder y. "ur in it" XD





2. String cheese





3. Not as often as i should.





4. Parrot





5. Yea





6. a minute ago i got a head shot out of some noob.





7. Trix are for kids!





8. Depends who u ask





9. NO! just a straight answer.





10. Wer both bored so we have that much in common we wer ment to be best buddies then.=D
Reply:1. Maybe....=]


2. American


3. rarely


4. a monkey! because they don't poop as much as parrots and they are cute.


5. yes:)


6. i would never kill anybody! haha


7. no, i'm a stealthy ninja, ya member?


8. Nope, stealthy ninja!


9. ninjas aren't allowed in furniture stores!


10. if i met you i would love to be bestestestestest friends with you. i love random people!!!!!!!!!!





note: I'm not bored anymore!
Reply:nothing


cheddar


not to often


monkey/ a cute little bab monkey


nope


I killed my fiance last night before we went to sleep and he loved it


nope Im a turtle


nope


nope/ I work @ a chemical plant


sure





note: Im bored too








Woowwww I got a lot of thumbies down that really sucks oh well who gives a f*ck???


Kool that rhymed
Reply:1. Umm i don't think soo.


2. Favorite hmm. . .parmision,chedder


3. A lot lol


4. parrot looks more piraty to me. *argg


5. Yup my moves have ninja moves. *whh yaa karatee chop


6. In a video game. Turns out i wasn't suppose to kill him


7. Yup THE rabbit. THE head one. Lol


8. No i'm not that's not my job.


9. Nope i do not want to sell sofas and watch people sit and test it out everyday. *yawn boring


10. Sure. BBFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. . .that stands for Best friends forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and EVER. . .


(ten days later) and ever and ever and ever and ever.





what's up with the thumbs down. ehh must be my breath lol jk

shoe mesh

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