Would you prefer that you're a man that looks like a monkey? or a monkey that looks like a man?

Just a fun survey. :-)

Would you prefer that you're a man that looks like a monkey? or a monkey that looks like a man?
I'd rather be a monkey that looks like a man.





If I am a man that looks like a monkey, what kind of a job can I expect to have? Most likely, I can only work as a freak. I most certainly cannot have a high paying job, and with all that hair, I probably can't even work at McDonald's because of sanitation issues.





If I were a monkey that looked like a man, there wouldn't be a high expectation in life for me to live up to that was adversely affected due to my looks. In fact, being a monkey that looks like a man would make me an extremely famous monkey.
Reply:i prefer to call myself a primate and leave it at that.
Reply:Let me analyze. If I had a man that looked like a monkey, I would go broke buying bananas and having him shaved every day. A monkey that looks like a man would eat a lot of bananas but I would not have to pay for his grooming. However, I would have to pay for flea removal on both. A man talks back and so does the monkey. A man eats more than a monkey and if he looks like a monkey, he could not get a job. A monkey could play his music box and make money. It would be more profitable to have the monkey. I can't imagine making love to either one. YUK
Reply:a man is a man amen.....
Reply:I'll have to adjust the gender for me to answer your question ... would rather be a monkey who looks like a woman. Think of all the possibilities:





1. Men would go "ape" over me.





2. I'd save a whole lotta' money on groceries


since bananas are pretty cheap.





3. I'd be the "life of the party" whenever people


felt like "monkeying around".





4. If I ever lost my house key, I could climb up to


an open window to let myself in.





5. Could make a fortune for being the "before"


model" for an electrolysis company.





6. Would be a shoe-in for the female lead if ever


they make any further sequels to "Planet of the


Apes".





... and the list goes on!!
Reply:The way monkeys are treated these days I think I would prefer to be a man who looks like a monkey.
Reply:I would be the mankey.