Super fun survey time!!!!!?

1. Can i borrow your deoderant, i lost mine?





2. Do you like pork?





3. Mind if i make a shrine made of gummy bears in your honor and keep it tucked away in my closet?





4. If one train was going east at 40 miles an hour and another train was going west at 55 miles per hour, how long before my dinner is ready?





5. Do monkeys cry?





6. What's that in your face?





7. Can you make me a haiku about Johnny Depp?

Super fun survey time!!!!!?
1. only if you enjoy the smell of pinecones with a hint of lime





2. as a word, yes. pork, pork, pork, it is so much fun to say. too bad I'm more of a beef person myself.





3. of course! a well constructed gummy-bear shrine is always appreciated, especially with jello, whip cream, and/or icing on it too.





4. about two minutes. good thing they're both electrical, non-passenger trains; someone could get hurt when that food train intersects with the picnic supply company train.





5. not in tears, only that "i cried to the wind" sort of shrieking noise. and a good thing, too. monkies are so cute and loveable, what would happen if those bouncy little furballs of joy ever cried?





6. IN my face? no too much, only an electrical chip my ex had implanted so he wouldn't lose me. On my face? that's just a magnet to scramble a certain signal of a certain electrical chip...





7. i don't think so... but i have a good poem about a hippo named moe!





there once was a hippo named moe


he had a fairly large toe


his to hit a stump


with a very loud thump





johhny depp...if only you were a hippo named moe, and this question had not specified the type of poem needed... of course, that would make pirates of the carribean about 10 times as interesting (but 200 spots lower on the best motion picture list, unfortunatly. my proposal for the fourth move was rejected for that reason.)





have a pleasent day/evening/night/morning!


after that he walked a bit slow.
Reply:WoooooHooooooo!





1. Can i borrow your deoderant, i lost mine? Sure, keep it.





2. Do you like pork? Yes.





3. Mind if i make a shrine made of gummy bears in your honor and keep it tucked away in my closet? Ok!!!!!!





4. If one train was going east at 40 miles an hour and another train was going west at 55 miles per hour, how long before my dinner is ready? 2 minutes (Hot Pockets)





5. Do monkeys cry? I don't know. I will go to the zoo and tell them a sad story, and get back to you.





6. What's that in your face? My computer.





7. Can you make me a haiku about Johnny Depp?


Johnny Depp...


um...


lets see...


no I can't sorry.
Reply:yes it smells like vannila


yes


that'd be awesome, but i want a picure of it


20 min, red beans and rice


sadly yes :(


freckels


johnny depp


he has cool hair


RAWR hes a pirate


yeah ur way jealous


johnny depp








^^^^i tried
Reply:1. I lost mine too. Guess we'll just stink together.


2. Usually.


3. As long as I don't have to pay for the gummy bears.


4. Chinese food be ready 10 minute.


5. Yea-- no-- maybe.


6. A mirror.


7. Johnny Depp is so hot


I don't like these kinds of poems


Johnny Depp is very hot.
Reply:1. sure! it smells super good!





2. no thank you. i used to until i became a vegetarian.





3. no. thats cool! im so flattered. i LOVE gummy bears by the way.





4. 30 seconds. just pop a lean cuisine in the microwave.





5. of course! do you not remember Koko? when her kitty died?





6. its hotness. jealous?





7. johnny depp loves pirates


pirates do not like johnny depp


johnny is heart broken.
Reply:1.sure,it`s a spray on


2.yeah


3.go for it.


4.depends on what you`re making.


5.only if sad.


6.the scar??


7.no,not that talented.
Reply:1) No. -100


2) Yes +10


3. Yes. -3


4. Confusing -ALL


5. Yes. +2


6. Eyes. +1


7. Nope. +1


=4.
Reply:1. no


2. yes, but chicken in #1


3.no


4. oh no


5. probably


6. nothing


7. don't know
Reply:nope


yea


nope


50mins


yes:[


skin


no
Reply:1.Can i borrow your deoderant, i lost mine?


I could buy u some. Eww no.


2. Do you like pork?


Yes but steak is the best.


3.Mind if i make a shrine made of gummy bears in your honor and keep it tucked away in my closet?


Nope go right ahead!


4.one train was going east at 40 miles an hour and another train was going west at 55 miles per hour, how long before my dinner is ready?


I am a blonde honey.


5.Do monkeys cry?


If they do, thats sadd. I say yes.


6. What's that in your face?


Moisturizer


7. Can you make me a haiku about Johnny Depp?


A hudda whattt??
Reply:1. no


2. yes


3.sure...lol


4.two minutes its chicken


5.only if they stub their toes


6.my tongue


7.yeah


oh johnny rules all


his characters are the bomb


the pirate is hot