Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Survey:Do you like it when someone is being random, or does it bother you? if so why???

i like being random!!





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Cheese go home!


Okay





I like ceral


I like potatos


I like, I like monkeys!





oooh, oooh, ah, ah!





:p

Survey:Do you like it when someone is being random, or does it bother you? if so why???
yes, i like randomness! hehe
Reply:Haha.


I think I found a new best friend!


We can be random together, my spoonlicker friend!





Hey, I like cereal too!


And potatos.





=D


=)


=D


=)


=D





Wee!
Reply:It's amusing.

choosing massage shoes

Is any of this true about how good bananas are??

Never, put your banana in the refrigerator!!!


This is interesting.


After reading this, you'll never look at a banana in the same way again.





Bananas contain three natural sugars - sucrose, fructose and glucose combined with fiber. A banana gives an instant, sustained and substantial boost of energy.


Research has proven that just two bananas provide enough energy for a strenuous 90-minute workout. No wonder the banana is the number one fruit with the world's leading athletes.


But energy isn't the only way a banana can help us keep fit.


It can also help overcome or prevent a substantial number of illnesses and conditions, making it a must to add to our daily diet.





Depression: According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND amongst people suffering from depression, many felt much better after eating a banana. This is because bananas contain tryptophan, a type of protein that the body converts into serotonin, known to make you relax, improve your mood and generally make you feel happier.


PMS: Forget the pills - eat a banana. The vitamin B6 it contains regulates blood glucose levels, which can affect your mood.





Anemia: High in iron, bananas can stimulate the production of hemoglobin in the blood and so helps in cases of anemia.


Blood Pressure: This unique tropical fruit is extremely high in potassium yet low in salt, making it perfect to beat blood pressure. So much so, the US Food and Drug Administration has just allowed the banana industry to make official claims for the fruit's ability to reduce the risk of blood pressure and stroke.





Brain Power: 200 students at a Twickenham (Middlesex) school were helped through their exams this year by eating bananas at breakfast, break, and lunch in a bid to boost their brain power. Research has shown that the potassium-packed fruit can assist learning by making pupils more alert.


Constipation: High in fiber, including bananas in the diet can help restore normal bowel action, helping to overcome the problem without resorting to laxatives.


Hangovers: One of the quickest


ways of curing a hangover is to make a banana milkshake, sweetened with honey. The banana calms the stomach and, with the help of the honey, builds up depleted blood sugar levels, while the milk soothes and re-hydrates your system.


Heartburn: Bananas have a natural antacid effect in the body, so if you suffer from heartburn, try eating a banana for soothing relief.





Morning Sickness: Snacking on bananas between meals helps to keep blood sugar levels up and avoid morning sickness.


Mosquito bites: Before reaching for the insect bite cream, try rubbing the affected area with the inside of a banana skin. Many people find it amazingly successful at reducing swelling and irritation.


Nerves: Bananas are high in B vitamins that help calm the nervous system.





Overweight and at work? Studies at the Institute of Psychology in Austria found pressure at wor k leads to gorging on comfort food like chocolate and crisps. Looking at 5,000 hospital patients, researchers found the most obese were more likely to be in high-pressure jobs. The report concluded that, to avoid panic-induced food cravings, we need to control our blood sugar levels by snacking on high carbohydrate foods every two hours to keep levels steady.


Ulcers: The banana is used as the dietary food against intestinal disorders because of its soft texture and smoothness. It is the only raw fruit that can be eaten without distress in over-chronicler cases. It also neutralizes over-acidity and reduces irritation by coating the lining of the stomach.


Temperature control: Many other cultures see bananas as a "cooling" fruit that can lower both the physical and emotional temperature of expectant mothers. In Thailand , for example, pregnant women eat bananas to ensure their baby is born with a cool temperature.





Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD): Bananas can help SAD sufferers because they contain the natural mood enhancer tryptophan.


Smoking %26amp;Tobacco Use: Bananas can also help people trying to give up smoking. The B6, B12 they contain, as well as the potassium and magnesium found in them, help the body recover from the effects of nicotine withdrawal.


Stress: Potassium is a vital mineral, which helps normalize the heartbeat, sends oxygen to the brain and regulates your body's water balance. When we are stressed, our metabolic rate rises, thereby reducing our potassium levels. These can be rebalanced with the help of a high-potassium banana snack.


Strokes: According to research in The New England Journal of Medicine, eating bananas as part of a regular diet can cut the risk of death by strokes by as much as 40%!


Warts: Those keen on natural alternatives swear that if you want to kill off a wart, take a piece of banana skin and place it on the wart, with the yellow side out. Carefully hold the skin in place with a plaster or surgical tape!





So, a banana really is a natural remedy for many ills. When you compare it to an apple, it has four times the protein, twice the carbohydrate, three times the phosphorus, five times the vitamin A and iron, and twice the other vitamins and minerals. It is also rich in potassium and is one of the best value foods around So maybe its time to change that well-known phrase so that we say, "A banana a day keeps the doctor away!"


PASS IT ON TO YOUR FRIENDS


PS: Bananas must be the reason monkeys are so happy all the time! I will add one here; want a quick shine on our shoes?? Take the INSIDE of the banana skin, and rub directly on the shoe...polish with dry cloth. Amazing fruit !

Is any of this true about how good bananas are??
i shall start eating a banana a day from tomorrow
Reply:Yes, they are wonderful. Sadly I am allergic to them. However I used to eat them, and they were great for Light Headness, and weakness.
Reply:sadly bananas are supposedly good for a person, but they are pure sugar!! they are on the medium list on glycemic index but to most diabetics they are like eating from the sugar bowl.





So I never touch them any more!!


Here's another 1 of my webkinz survey's but this time it's a quiz!!?

5 questins will be fill in the blanks it can be anything!


#1 _ r_. _ _ _ m p _


#2 g _ _k _


#3 t _ a _ _ n _ r o_ _


#4 g _ _ i l l _


#5 A _ a _ d _ _ a _ _ a


Next 5 Multiple Choice


#6 Who's is always there when your pet is sick?


(a)Amanda Panda


(b)Dr.Quack


(c)U!


(d)Goober


#7 What clubhouse room has 4 tramps?


(a)Exercise Room


(b)Party Room


(c)Garden Room


(d)All of the Above!


#8 How many webkinz are retired?


(a)9


(b)12


(c)7


(d)15


#9 What webkinz comes with a heart pond?


(a)St. Benard


(b)Love Puppy


(c)Love Monkey


(d)Love Frog


#10...GUESS HOW MANY WEBKINZ I HAVE!


(a)41


(b)39


(c)22


(d) 0 :(


OPEN RESPONSE


#11What's the Dragon's fav food?


__________


#12What's the Yellow Lab's fav food?


__________


#13What's the Velvety Elephant's fav food?


__________


#14What's the American Cocker Spaniel's fav food?


__________


#15What's the Love Puppy's fav food?


__________


Rate my quiz with stars


Example: *****


Should I make another quiz


THX FOR DOIN MY QUIZ!!!

Here's another 1 of my webkinz survey's but this time it's a quiz!!?
Wow, I am totaLLY STARRING YOU FOR THIS ONE!





1. Mrs. Plumpy


2. Gecko


3. Trading room


4. Gorilla


5. Amanda Panda


6. B. Dr. Quack


7. C. Garden Room


8. D. 15


9. D. Love Frog


10. B. 39


Do you mean favorite food, or special food? I will just do special food. Sorry if you meant their actual favorite food!


11. Flickering Flame Fajitas


12. Sunshine Feast


13. Creamy Peanut Parfait


14. Doggie Bone Burger


15. Sweetheart Tart





********* +1/2 = 9 1/2





YES!!!!!! MAKE ANOTHER QUIZ, PLEASE!!! THESE QUIZZES ARE AWESOME!!!!!! I LOVE YOUR QUIZ ESPECIALLY THOUGH! PLEASE MAKE ANOTHER ONE!








~:Shannon:~
Reply:#6 b


#7 d


#8 d


#9 d


#10 a
Reply:wow this is hard! i'm skipping 1, 3, 4, and 5 but i think #2 is gunk or gak or somthing like that


6. B


7. what's a tramp?


8. D


9. D


10. um... A?


11. flickering flame fajitas


12. sunshine feast


13. creamy peanut parfeit (spelled it wrong i know it!)


14. doggy bone burger


15. sweet heart tart





****** 1-5 is WAY too hard and how am i supposed to know how many webkinz u have? i think you should but like, make it info about a character, like plumpy it would be What's Plumpy's middle name?


Who wants to take a fun survey?

okay the person who makes me laugh most wins lol





1. Fave singer at the moment


2. what color are your toenails


3. lucky charms or cocoa puffs?


4. most embarassing moment?


5. dont you hate overly peppy people? are you one?


6. why should u b best answer


7. what type of cell phone do u have?


8. what do you want most right now?


9. what comes to mind when i say.... -peach filled monkey socks-?


10. how old are u


11. you should be my friend (contact i mean... that sounded desperate) :))


12. what is the worst tasting food you've ever eaten

Who wants to take a fun survey?
1..me!! coz i made it rain when i sang


2.dirty wyt...


3.cocoa puffs.....i luv sweets


4. when i slipped in a hotel lougne with lots of people...


5.........hmmmm..


6. coz i answered this with my heart and thats who i am..


7. sony ercssn


8. laptop


9. a cock that is wore by a monkey filled with peaches..


10.... 14


11. .........


12.......broccoli..
Reply:(1) Marilyn Manson!


(2) Clear.


(3) I'm Australian, we don't have cereal


(4) Probably right now, sitting at home answering this survey


(5) cheerful people are generallly on meds. I am not one.


(6) Coz i'm hot


(7) Really crap one, I'm pretty sure like moses would have had a better one


(8) Well after that last question I want a new cell phone


(9) A cold monkey who's eaten too much fruit.


(10) 18


(11) That's not a question, but okay


(12) Something similar to peach filled monkey socks.








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I hate my life pretty much right now. I need to get out more, obviously.
Reply:1.Alicia Keys


2.Red or whatever color is the natural color


3. Cukoo for cocoa puffs


4. Being chased by a dog until I jumped on top of my neighbor's car.


5.?????


6.Cuz I only have 5% best answer and I'm desperate.


7. I forgot.....I think I lost it in the mall


8. Best answer


9.A pair of socks with monkeys on them and my brother (he hates peaches) filling them with peaches.


10. I don't know. I have a bad memory.


11. Nah, I never had friends, I still don't and I never will.


12. Probably vegetables
Reply:-The middle, ahaha. :p


-Clear.


-Lucky Charms.


-When me %26amp;%26amp; my friend went skating, I saw this hott guy %26amp;%26amp; I fell over right in the middle of the rink %26amp;%26amp; he saw me lol.


-Whats "peppy" ?


-I rock. duhh.


-Blackberry. :D


-This guy.


-Wow, sounds messy.


-16.


-Haha, okay.


-Hmm, I really don't know. lol.
Reply:1The Last Goodnight


2maroon


3COCOA PUFFS


4i couldn't find my undies at private pool and i was walking out and they slipped out my pant leg


5i hate them and i am one (don't hate myself though)


6 uhhhh cause ummmm i dunno know


7i have a blackberry a super old tracphone and a pink pearl thing


8my birthday and pudding


9 random


10 personal


11.......


12 oxtail soup ick....
Reply:1. Kanye West


2. I dont got, i assume girls survery?


3. Cocoa Puffs!!


4. dislocatin my pinkey in tag football...


5. of course, and no.


6. cause me and u were friends since moments ago, u dont want our friendship to end.


7. Razor Z3.


8. an Ipod, sadly i got a laptop but not even an Ipod.


9. monkeys eating peaches? lol


10. 15.


11. i think i should, we would be gossiping about people we dont know :)


12. Arab food, its some nasty stuff
Reply:david bowie


blue (with white stars)


cocoa puffs


my heel broke at the movies %26amp; i fell down some stairs %26amp; broke my nose, was on a date to!!!! (guy never talked to my again.)


yes i do! (strangely enough my best friend is a prep.)


'cause i'm cute.


i don't care what type of phone i have.


sex (i'm a sexaholic i can't help it)


lol


17


ok


my cousin's cooking.
Reply:1. lil wayne


2. light blue and glittery-----%26gt;sexy!


3. lucky charms all the way! they are magically delicious!


4. ummmm donno


5. yes///%26amp;%26amp; im not 1


6. cuz im kool like that = )


7. green chocolate


8. to go with this boy who be sexy


9. lol...ewwwww


10. 15


11. ok surrre = )


12. liveer-----%26gt;ewww!
Reply:1.too many.


2. none.


3. neither.


4. too many.


5. yes.


6. i shouldnt.


7. crappy one.


8. nothing.


9. nothing.


10. 15


11. no thanks.


12. idk.
Reply:1. John Legend


2. Burgandy


3. Lucky Charms


4. When I peed in my pants at a bondfire...LOL


5. Yes! And no, I'm not one of them...


6. Because I'll get the most thumbs-ups...


7. A pink W580i (slider) from AT%26amp;T


8. My man =)


9. Stupid trashy t-shirts


10. 18


11. ok =)


12. Liver...
Reply:1) Vanessa Anne Hudgens


2) Plain


3)Cocoa Puffs


4)Wore my shirt inside out after leaving the locker room!


5)Sorry I am one!


6) Cause my answers rock!


7) Blackberry Pearl


8) A huge supply of jewelry


9)That's gross!


10)16


11)Sorry not allowed to add strangers!


12) Black licorice!
Reply:1.Patrick Stump


2.Red


3.Neither


4.when i peed in my pants in class


5.yes and no


6.because i deserve the points


7.Virgin Mobile


8.Better tasting Kool-Aid


9.Kids going to beat someone up


10.11


11.no


12.i don't remember
Reply:i wana take a fun survey! how come everyone else gets to. thats not fair!
Reply:I'd love to take a fun survey...





sadly, I never see any...
Reply:I thought this was supposed to be fun? I'm not answering all of that.
Reply:1. Fave singer at the moment- eminem


2. what color are your toenails- bright green


3. lucky charms or cocoa puffs?- cocoa puffs


4. most embarassing moment?- Ran into a hot guy and before i knew it my lunch was all over me.


5. dont you hate overly peppy people? are you one?- yes. no.


6. why should u b best answer- Because i gave the best answer.


7. what type of cell phone do u have?- sidekick


8. what do you want most right now?- a boyfriend


9. what comes to mind when i say.... -peach filled monkey socks-?- my sisters face lol


10. how old are u- 16


11. you should be my friend (contact i mean... that sounded desperate) :))- Im very picky when i pick my contacts. there only people i know


12. what is the worst tasting food you've ever eaten- sushi
Reply:1. Fave singer at the moment





um...well i have lots actually.....








2. what color are your toenails





HOTT PINK...








3. lucky charms or cocoa puffs?


Lucky charmz











4. most embarassing moment?


when i got this new pair of shoes and they were kinda bouncy like and well i bounced right off the sidewalk and hit face first to the ground











5. dont you hate overly peppy people? are you one?





Yeah sometimes i do hate overly peppy people because they think everyone should be just like they are... and no I am not one











6. why should u b best answer





I have no idea why i should be











7. what type of cell phone do u have?





I have a red Moto Krazr











8. what do you want most right now?





Well for my husband to reallize hwo lazy he is and that i basically have to do everything for him as well as keep the house clean and pick up after him and clean up the messes he makes all the time.... appreciation and respect from him i guess well he does respect me just not as far as house cleaning and stuff like that........











9. what comes to mind when i say.... -peach filled monkey socks-?





Um I have no idea











10. how old are u





I am 22 will be 23 in sept....











11. you should be my friend (contact i mean... that sounded desperate) :))





Well that is all up to you ..











12. what is the worst tasting food you've ever eaten





This deer roast my daddy cooked he didnt tell me it was deer , and i have eaten deer before , but this basically made me sick from first taste and turned me against any kind of deer meat what so ever ....... besides that i would have to say chinese food not all of it but just that one kind and i dont even remember what it was but if i saw it or the name i would know for sure....











Thanks for the survey I was soooo bored
Reply:1. Fave singer at the moment


-J. Holiday


2. what color are your toenails


-Sparkly Purple


3. lucky charms or cocoa puffs?


-Lucky Charms


4. most embarrassing moment?


-Falling down the stairs on campus....horrible


5. don't you hate overly peppy people? are you one?


-sometimes. No, actually I'm leaning more towards ghetto


6. why should u b best answer


-I shouldn't be...I'm not very funny :(


7. what type of cell phone do u have?


-Boost Mobile baby


8. what do you want most right now?


-to lose weight and gain some abs


9. what comes to mind when i say.... -peach filled monkey socks-?


-an alcoholic drink


10. how old are u


-24


11. you should be my friend (contact i mean... that sounded desperate) :))


-Sure, sorta makes me feel like I actually have a life


12. what is the worst tasting food you've ever eaten


-ummm....pigs feet so gross ( you know black people eat weird stuff, but this one I cannot do LOL)
Reply:1. Craig Owens. I am fascinated on how that is his natural voice : D


2. Thhis indescribable poiple


3. Both at the same time ;]


4. Farting while on the phone loudly in front of my friend xD


5. Sometimes. I am not overly peppy. Its funny because at my school, the punk and dark kids are good friends with a lot of the preps and everyone else hates both of our groups xD


6. Eleventy-Two?


7. Nokia 3500 or somethin like that (I forget the #)


8. To see a moose in real life


9. It reminds me of my monkey socks and of my friends and orange-y juice dripping from a sock


10. 13


11. Okay


12. Canned Spinach
Reply:hmm. okayy


1. j.l.o


2. pink/glitter with little flowers lol


3. i like the puff balls...haha


4. its not really an embarassing moment but i thought i mite tell you.. my mom is so over protective that i cant go to the movies wit a guy without her being there...yup my life sux bc he broke up with me


5. omy gosh yes...its like take a chill pill man...but sometime i think the only way to calm them kinda ppl down is for them to take an overdose...heckk nah im not one...but some of my friends are.


6. i should be the best answer bc im the awesomest.


and im the funniest....wait thats conceided...idk even kno how to spell the friken word...well i just really need the ten points...and im tryin to be a level two..b4 i go to bed...cause i cant sleep and i need a good laugh.lol...wait that was a laugh


7. i have a samsung/ blackjack...cingular...sucks..but the phones coolio anyway...its got the whole keyboard...yup rollin big...lol


8. this prada purse i saw today....imma get it tooo....that is after it takes a lot of beggin' my mo.


9. that has to be uncomfortable to wear. shoot dang and monkeys in my socks is the new ants in my pants...haha im so gonna say that one day


10. 15...got the learners (i can drive with an adult over 21 at any day light hour) heckk to the yess)


11. sure..donkeys i will...but how???


12. well me and my lil bro had a contest on who could make the other really nasty pizza...like put alot of crap on it ....whewww.....i had pizza with ketchup..olives, penuts, some chocolate stuff. popcorn. and a dorito. to top it all off. CAN YOU SAY YUCKY!!!


-hope this made you laugh


-tiff


Feel Like A Random Survey Much?

1. Are you part of the secret cult of cannibalistic Teletubies?


2. Whats your favorite kind of cheese?


3. How often do you socialize with magical beings?


4. If you were a pirate, which would you rather have on your shoulder: a monkey or a parrot?


5. Are you a stealthy ninja?


6. Whens the last time you've killed a man?


7. Are you the rabbit?


8. Are you God?


9. Do you work at a furniture store?


10. Want to be best buddies forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever?








Note: I'm bored.

Feel Like A Random Survey Much?
Why? Do I look much like a Random Survey?


1)We are not cannibalistic, but yes.


2)Brie, really fresh brie.


3)I am a magical being and I do talk with myself daily, so Daily.


4)A parrot.


5)Well I am proficient with throwing stars, I even make my own.


6)I do not kill, I only maim.


7)No, I am not the rabbit, I am a teletubie, remember.


8)Yes, I am Orpheus, the Greek god of music.


9)Teletubies do not work in furniture stores, ever!


10)Sure, I would even go further than that for you Lexi, you are a real cutie!





Are you still bored? Try counting your toes while wearing socks, that usually keeps me occupied for hours.
Reply:1. No


2. American


3. Not as often as i would like


4. A monkey


5. Wish i was


6. Last week. He shouldn't have messed with me.


7. Nope


8. Not exactly


9. No


10. Omg, yes!
Reply:Random answers;


MMMMayyyybeee


Cheddar cheese quest


PIKA PIKA PIKACHEU


Parrot monkey ninja


Riiiiggghhhtttt


In the next few million years


Sure


I praise him and money


Kould use the money


I am your father (sure if u need a friend that badly????)
Reply:1. Yes! How did you know?


2. Chedder


3. Not often


4. Neither


5. Nah


6. Not yet


7. Nope


8. No such thing


9. No


10. Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes
Reply:1. um no


2. muenster


3. never..


4. a monkey :)


5. no im slow and clumsy ninja..


6. ive never killed somebody unless a colony of ants would add up to a man..


7. no


8. no


9. no


10. no you bore me





have fun :)
Reply:Haha lol The Teletubbies scare the CRAP out of me, so no, I don't think I'm one of them....... :) lol


Cheddar


Only in my dreams, only in my dreams......... :)


I would rather have a parrot on my shoulder........ :)


Haha lol Who knows??? :0


Today!!!!! I am a VISCOUS BLOOD-SEEKING KILLER!!!!


Nope, I don't magically appear in a a top-hat........ :)


No..... God IS God.......... GO GOD GO!!!!!!!! :)


Nope


Sure, I'm a friendly person....... :) Better yet, do you want to be best buds forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever??? :)
Reply:1) Not really


2) Nacho Cheese... really that's NOT - CHO CHEESE!


3) once a week or more... my singers are pretty magical.


4) A parrot, Eddie Murphy has me suspicious of monkeys. (he said they would stick their thing in your ear and it feels like a little wet q-tip)


5) no but I stealth other things


6) 2:30


7) no but I got hare.


8) No but I once played him on TV


9) not really - But I have people sit on me.


10) are there benefits involved





Bored - to me - means you don't have the creativity to figure out something interesting to do.
Reply:1. Are you part of the secret cult of cannibalistic Teletubies? No.


2. Whats your favorite kind of cheese?


Swiss.


3. How often do you socialize with magical beings?


Only on Tuesdays and Thursdays


4. If you were a pirate, which would you rather have on your shoulder: a monkey or a parrot?


Monkey of course.


5. Are you a stealthy ninja?


No Do you have a thing for ninjas?


6. Whens the last time you've killed a man?


March 30th.


7. Are you the rabbit?


Sometimes


8. Are you God?


Certainly not, no.


9. Do you work at a furniture store?


Sure don't.


10. Want to be best buddies forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever?


Rain check?
Reply:maybe...why?


toe-cheese!


everyday when I go to hogwarts


a monkey cuz it won't go poo on ur shoulder as much


no but i do like scaring people with surprises


yes when i'm in rabbit form


yes, I am the evil man-eating rabbit in monty python


no but i do believe in him


no but i like playing on the electric chairs


it depends whether ur on something or not...j/k!!!!
Reply:1 no


2 chedder


3 never


4 monkey


5 no


6 never


7 no


8 probably


9 no


10 no
Reply:1. Are you part of the secret cult of cannibalistic Teletubies? Of couse I am


2. Whats your favorite kind of cheese? Gouda


3. How often do you socialize with magical beings? Daily


4. If you were a pirate, which would you rather have on your shoulder: a monkey or a parrot? A half-monkey, half-parrot cyborg


5. Are you a stealthy ninja? No, I'm a very clumbsy ninja


6. Whens the last time you've killed a man? A few minutes ago


7. Are you the rabbit? No, sorry


8. Are you God? No, not YET


9. Do you work at a furniture store? I wish


10. Want to be best buddies forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever? Sure, why not?





Your boredom is dully noted.
Reply:1. yes i am a part of the secret cult of cannibalistic teletubies, tinkywinky, YUMM!


2. i'm lactose intolerant but if i had to eat cheese i'd say feta.


3. i socialize with magical beings when i go to lala land, usually about 1/3 of my day.


4. i'd rather have a monkey on my shoulder because monkeys are my favorite and it wont poop on my shoulder...god willing.


5. i'm the stealthiest ninja alive! ..or dead.


6. i killed a man last night, dissolved his body in acid, wampwampwamp.


7. i'm not the rabbit, my rabbit is THE rabbit, i'm just a rabbit's foot.


8. i'm not god, but if i were i would not be doing this survey!


9. my life is a furniture store.


10. i want to be best buddies forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever in my pants.
Reply:1. no


2. I hate cheese


3. never


4. a parrot


5. nope


6.never


7. nope


8. no


9. nope


10. um...
Reply:1. nope lol


2. Cheddar


3. not really


4. monkey!!


5. nope


6. in a game last week


7. nope


8. nope


9.nope


10. sure why not...
Reply:1. No, but where can I join?


2. Brie


3. Every single day


4. Monkey


5. no


6. Literally, never.


7. Bunny, maybe


8. no


9. No


10. no





me too ..... obviously
Reply:1- no thats not for me


2- parmasen


3- daily


4-parrot


5- yes


6- 2 hrs ago


7- maybe...


8-no im Goddess


9- what do you consider work? yep i test all the beds


10- yes that would be great!








=]
Reply:no


parmesan


not often enough


monkey


no, im a pirate remember?


not recently


no


no


no


i guess
Reply:1. Yes i am... How did u find out? U must Be One of us now.. I will Name U Crazy tubie.. We will implant a Leg bone into your head.


2. Cottage.. It makes me sound Innocent... A little old lady perhaps whos kitchen has apple decorations all about.


3. Everyday I socialize with magical beings. I am A Hairstylist... We have a couple Ferries that work with me... haha


4. I dont care if what i have on my shoulder.. Monkey parrot, rabbit... They all going to get eaten.. Remember i am a cannibalis.


5. No.. I am not a ninja.. He got in my way And I had him For Breakfast last week....


6. Earlier today I killed a man. I ate him with a can of beans...and Made a Face mask out of his skin.


7. Rabbits are only good for one thing and its not to cuddle with.


8. Don't be foolish I am No god...


9. If making a coffee table out of Human bones means I work at a furniture store then yes I do.


10. U will be my buddy forever and ever .. For now u know my secret.. We shall join together as one Over a Cup Of HOT Boiled MAN.
Reply:1. NO!


2. all kinds except 4 the smelly 1's!


3.in my dreams.lol


4.monkey cuz i might hurt the parrot(shut up %26amp; zip it)


5.workin on it.


6.last night,but i don't no if he's died or alive he ran away bleeding.lol


7.i wish i need 2 eat healty.


8.why would i be him,if he's not real?


9.no but if i did id get free stuff.


10. um...um...sure why not.





~ME~





PS


bet u your not ganna be bored after u read all these answers.
Reply:1. I am the leader of the secret cult of double-jointed bunnies who are planning on killing the teletubies


2. the American cheese at subway


3. do imaginary boyfriends who shoot anti-stalker rays count as magical beings?


4. I want a monkey. It has to be a hunky, funky chunky monkey though.


5. I am the stealthiest ninja there is. I have the ability to be clumsy yet stealthy


6. hmmm.... he was more like a miserable useless waste of space. and I have killed him many many times in my dreams. he's an asshole


7. What rabbit? where? are YOU the rabbit?


8. hmmm......last time I checked, atheists can't be god. but atheists be thought of as guardian angles by their stalkers.


9. naaah.


10. It depends. If you are not a self-centered, rude, arrogant human being, then yes.
Reply:Yes


American


Everyday


Zebra


No, I slow one


Today


A Elephant


Yes


I'm a pimp


Sure :]
Reply:1.yes, of course


2.Swiss


3. all the time, are you kidding me?


4.definetly a parrot monkeys smell


5.i would like to think so


6.never


7.no


8.no


9.no


10.ye ahhh no, sorry abou that
Reply:1. HAHAHAH, I've never heard of that! So, no!


2. Parmesan cheese!


3. Never :(


4. Parrot! I lovelovelove parrots!


5. SHOOT GURLL, you know it! ;)


6. Never ever ever ever!


7. ;)


8. Nah b.


9. No!


10. Not really, but only because I don't know you, heheh.
Reply:1. Are you part of the secret cult of cannibalistic Teletubies?...huh?


2. Whats your favorite kind of cheese?.....cheddar


3. How often do you socialize with magical beings?....everyone


4. If you were a pirate, which would you rather have on your shoulder: a monkey or a parrot?....a monkey


5. Are you a stealthy ninja?....no


6. Whens the last time you've killed a man?....hmm.....


7. Are you the rabbit?......yess


8. Are you God?....no


9. Do you work at a furniture store?....no


10. Want to be best buddies forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever?.....i dont know you
Reply:1. No, what makes you think that?! ;)


2. goat cheese, thats the only kind that doesnt make me throw up


3. Every night in my dreams.


4. a monkey


5. no


6. in my last life


7. i am THE rabbit


8. no


9. no


10. not really
Reply:1. Are you part of the secret cult of cannibalistic Teletubies? Nope.


2. Whats your favorite kind of cheese? Grilled.


3. How often do you socialize with magical beings? Never.


4. If you were a pirate, which would you rather have on your shoulder: a monkey or a parrot? Monkey because Everybody's Got Something To Say Except Me And My Monkey. : )


5. Are you a stealthy ninja? I wish!


6. Whens the last time you've killed a man? Never.


7. Are you the rabbit? No but i own a bunnie.


8. Are you God? Nope.


9. Do you work at a furniture store? Nope.


10. Want to be best buddies forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever? I'll pass but thanks for the offer.
Reply:1. of course! duhh


2. mozzarella is pretty cool


3. every 22 4/7 minutes


4. a parrot on one and a monkey on the other =)


5. only sometimes


6. 3 minutes ago


7. maybe ;)


8. on tuesdays and thursdays


9. nope


10. yeah totally!
Reply:1. I though that was a secret but u sure know. wonder y. "ur in it" XD





2. String cheese





3. Not as often as i should.





4. Parrot





5. Yea





6. a minute ago i got a head shot out of some noob.





7. Trix are for kids!





8. Depends who u ask





9. NO! just a straight answer.





10. Wer both bored so we have that much in common we wer ment to be best buddies then.=D
Reply:1. Maybe....=]


2. American


3. rarely


4. a monkey! because they don't poop as much as parrots and they are cute.


5. yes:)


6. i would never kill anybody! haha


7. no, i'm a stealthy ninja, ya member?


8. Nope, stealthy ninja!


9. ninjas aren't allowed in furniture stores!


10. if i met you i would love to be bestestestestest friends with you. i love random people!!!!!!!!!!





note: I'm not bored anymore!
Reply:nothing


cheddar


not to often


monkey/ a cute little bab monkey


nope


I killed my fiance last night before we went to sleep and he loved it


nope Im a turtle


nope


nope/ I work @ a chemical plant


sure





note: Im bored too








Woowwww I got a lot of thumbies down that really sucks oh well who gives a f*ck???


Kool that rhymed
Reply:1. Umm i don't think soo.


2. Favorite hmm. . .parmision,chedder


3. A lot lol


4. parrot looks more piraty to me. *argg


5. Yup my moves have ninja moves. *whh yaa karatee chop


6. In a video game. Turns out i wasn't suppose to kill him


7. Yup THE rabbit. THE head one. Lol


8. No i'm not that's not my job.


9. Nope i do not want to sell sofas and watch people sit and test it out everyday. *yawn boring


10. Sure. BBFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. . .that stands for Best friends forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and EVER. . .


(ten days later) and ever and ever and ever and ever.





what's up with the thumbs down. ehh must be my breath lol jk

shoe mesh

Just Curious Survey: IF someone you know said to you "clean your ears out" how would that make you feel

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We'd be all like, hey, that's not something to be monkeying around with cause we could hurt our inner ear and stuff, and FYI that really should be done by a professional, so unless you're gonna pay for it, take a hike.








What would YOU do IF this ever happpened to YOU?


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Just Curious Survey: IF someone you know said to you "clean your ears out" how would that make you feel
SAY WOT,im not sure i heard you!


thats me saying it to the kids sometimes,i feel like repeat Pete,constantly saying things over+over,man my house should be named Echo echo echo!!
Reply:I don't think thats exactly what that means! Sometimes people choose to be selectively "deaf" and they only hear what they want to hear. Kids do that all the time....either by choice or because they get preoccupied and don't hear because they aren't paying attention. Tell them to clean their ears out is just a snide remark meaning perhaps if you clean your ears out you'll hear what I'm saying to you.
Reply:Huh? What?





What do you mean "IF?" LOL ...





It would make me feel like I was missing something that was being said. I'm slightly hard of hearing, and a little ADD on top of it, so sometimes it takes a little extra to get my attention. I guess if someone just met me and said it, I'd get upset. But if it was a friend who was justifiably getting tired of repeating herself, I'd just try to listen a little harder.
Reply:I get that all the time. I'm losing my hearing because I spent too many years with head phones on as loud as I could take it. That's the thing about hearing loss, once it starts, it doesn't stop, even if you take away the problem. I didn't know that part before, but I doubt it would've changed my habits.





Anyway, when someone says that to me I just laugh. And go find my head phones.
Reply:I would think they were implying that I was not listening / paying attention to the sufficiently.... or worst case scenario That I were Deaf !!!


lol ...I tell the young tadpoles and the ole toad that all the time.


...%26amp; ask that they wash behind them too!


they all suffer from the same affliction: "selective hearing"!


...Hmmm or is that just plain ignoramychoreus's
Reply:As in "aren't you listening?" - I'd feel like I need to pay attention.





As in "you're ears really are gross" - I'd wonder why the heII anyone is looking that closely at my ears.
Reply:Depends if they said it with a jokey tone.


I always make sure I clean my ears because if someone were to notice wax build up and mention it I'd be horrified.


I think a sign of a dirty person is not having clean ears.
Reply:it would make me feel worse..mainly because Im already going deaf. So needless to say, I would feel bad. But on the other hand, it would make me stop whatever Im doing and pay attention. Or listen more closely.
Reply:That was an old expression used to tell someone, can't you hear me, clean your ears out. Goes way back!
Reply:What?


Could you repeat the question?


Wait a minute, that's better, just cleaned my ears out.





LOL
Reply:I think they want you to listen to them.
Reply:I would say, "Huh?"
Reply:if it bothers them that much, they can clean them for me
Reply:umm, i'd probably be like ahh!!


then go into the bathroom and clean them out, :P
Reply:it means listen.
Reply:i dnt know what i would do in this situation....


13 Qs Survey! (Ya know, those random thingies)?

1) Which animal would you prefer as a pet: a walrus or a rat?


2) If I broke into your house and peed in your sink, what would you do?


3) If I was a harmless minty smelling fungus, would you allow me to live in your belly button?


4) Would you drink a bottle of tobasco sause for $10?


5)If I were to follow you around for a day singing "Phantom of the Opera" songs, what would you do?


6) May I call you Vern?


7) Have you ever wished that you had red hair?


8) What would you do if a monkey cracked an egg on your head?


9) Do you hate random questions?


10) What do you think of the phrase "Don't get your knickers in a knot"?


11) May I suck on your neck?


12) What would you do if you woke up naked next to Richard Simmons?


13) What's one good piece of advice you can leave for me?





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13 Qs Survey! (Ya know, those random thingies)?
1) Which animal would you prefer as a pet: a walrus or a rat?





A rat - have nowhere to keep a walrus, my tub is already taken by the platypus





2) If I broke into your house and peed in your sink, what would you do?





I would break into your house and poop in yours.





3) If I was a harmless minty smelling fungus, would you allow me to live in your belly button?





I was at one time led to believe you were already there and hosted a pack of minty smelling 'somethings' for a day - so I won't let you in without proper I.D. this time!!





4) Would you drink a bottle of tobasco sause for $10?





Hell no - That stuff is enough to choke a horse just the smell.





5)If I were to follow you around for a day singing "Phantom of the Opera" songs, what would you do?





Put my cape on and stalk you





6) May I call you Vern?





If that is what you think suits me





7) Have you ever wished that you had red hair?





Yes, long flowing locks of it with no frizzies





8) What would you do if a monkey cracked an egg on your head?





I would laugh hysterically





9) Do you hate random questions?





Yes, this is the first one I have ever answered - because it's cute.





10) What do you think of the phrase "Don't get your knickers in a knot"?





Well here in the US it is "panties" in a knot, but I find the phrase uselessly uninformative, my panties being in a knot is sometimes the only form of pleasure I can get in a day.





11) May I suck on your neck?





Uh well, no, not unless it is a full moon and I am drunk.





12) What would you do if you woke up naked next to Richard Simmons?





Tell him "nice Abs for a man your age"





13) What's one good piece of advice you can leave for me?





Never stop the humor - it will take you through the worse of times in your life!





Good luck!
Reply:1. i love my pet walrus





2.


hey, you missed





3.


but you are not a harmless minty smelling fungus.





4.


for more like a million





5.


i would sing with you





6)


no you may not..





7)


what if i did have red hair?


..but i don't





8.


grill it up.


silly monkey





9)


nope.


i like the randomness





10.


what do you think of that phrase?





11)


ew.


nope





12.


scream. slap. run. hide


[in that order]





13.


more:)
Reply:1- rat


2- Ask you to clean it up, then offer you kimchi


3- no


4- no


5- Hide


6- Heck, why not


7- yes


8- Yell at it a bit


9- No, they expand my mind


10- So true, it's quite painful


11- no, thank you


12- Cry, and call the cops


13- Always offer food to people when they are kind enough to pee in your sink
Reply:1.rat


2.call the cops


3.no (ewww!)


4.no


5.sing along with you (lol)


6.huh?


7.no i like my hair color


8.nothing, eggs are good for the scalp i heard! ( - 8*


9.no i love them otherwise i wouldn't be answering this question.


10. Have you been hanging around my grandma? *8 - P


11. no (ewww again!)


12. who?


13. smile alot cause smiling is awesome! ( - 8*





this was funnnnn!!!( - 8*
Reply:1) rat


2) have you arrested


3) no way


4) nope


5) be very freaked out


6) don't see why not


7) one time i did wish i had bright red hair actually.... not any more though


8) laugh


9) no they're funny


10) it's quite amusing


11) i'd rather you didn't thanks


12) be very confused


13) always destroy any evidence
Reply:1-walrus


2-shoot you


3-no


4-most likely


5-tell you to shut up


6-hell no


7-no


8-find it cute then wash it off


9-it depends on how long someone does it


10-its hilarious


11-not if your a vampire


12-shoot myself


13-give me a best answer lol
Reply:walrus


make you clean my sink


no


no


punch youu


sure why not haha


it wouldnt look good on me so no


laugghhhh


no their fun (:


ive never heard it til now


no thankss


who's thattt


keep your randomness - it makes pople smile


(:
Reply:walrus


make you clean my sink


no


no


punch youu


sure why not haha


it wouldnt look good on me so no


laugghhhh


no their fun (:


ive never heard it til now


no thankss


who's thattt


keep your randomness - it makes pople smile


%26lt;3
Reply:1) Which animal would you prefer as a pet: a walrus


2) If I broke into your house and peed in your sink, what would you do? kick your a$$ out and chase after you with my dads shot gun


3) If I was a harmless minty smelling fungus, would you allow me to live in your belly button? no


4) Would you drink a bottle of tobasco sause for $10? never i dont' like hot things


5)If I were to follow you around for a day singing "Phantom of the Opera" songs, what would you do? sing along


6) May I call you Vern? i prefer charlie


7) Have you ever wished that you had red hair? i have red hair


8) What would you do if a monkey cracked an egg on your head? yell at it


9) Do you hate random questions? love em


10) What do you think of the phrase "Don't get your knickers in a knot"? i use it some times


11) May I suck on your neck? im fine


12) What would you do if you woke up naked next to Richard Simmons? scream, vomit, take multiple showers


13) What's one good piece of advice you can leave for me? don't fry bacon naked (it hurts)
Reply:1) Which animal would you prefer as a pet: a walrus or a rat? Neither


2) If I broke into your house and peed in your sink, what would you do? Report you on Y! Answers!


3) If I was a harmless minty smelling fungus, would you allow me to live in your belly button? Nope


4) Would you drink a bottle of tobasco sause for $10? Never.. it would be worth nothing since shops in england don't accept dollars.


5)If I were to follow you around for a day singing "Phantom of the Opera" songs, what would you do? Join in!!! =)


6) May I call you Vern? No. call me 'Edward Cullen's Girl'


7) Have you ever wished that you had red hair? Nope


8) What would you do if a monkey cracked an egg on your head? Laugh!!!


9) Do you hate random questions? No, I love them!!!


10) What do you think of the phrase "Don't get your knickers in a knot"? Never heard that one... but i've heard 'don't get your knickers in a twist'... it's weird


11) May I suck on your neck? Not unless you're Edward Cullen


12) What would you do if you woke up naked next to Richard Simmons? Die.


13) What's one good piece of advice you can leave for me? Pick me as best answer! =)
Reply:1. Which animal would you prefer as a pet: a walrus or a rat?


- A rat because it would be easier to care for.


I just don't have the room in my townhome for an aquarium.





2. If I broke into your house and peed in your sink, what would you do?


- I would toss some bleach down the sink. I would assume you had lost your mind, so I would most likely not press charges.





3. If I was a harmless minty smelling fungus, would you allow me to live in your belly button?


- Sounds great! I could just twiddle my finger down there and smell my hand when I wanted a nice refreshing scent.





4. Would you drink a bottle of tobasco sause for $10?


- No, make it $100 and we'll talk.





5. If I were to follow you around for a day singing "Phantom of the Opera" songs, what would you do?


- Join in with you.





6. May I call you Vern?


- Sure, if that makes you happy. May I call you Pootyflaps?





7. Have you ever wished that you had red hair?


- When I was younger, I went through a stage like that.





8. What would you do if a monkey cracked an egg on your head?


- Scrape it off and make a fried egg. Food is too expensive to waste these days.





9. Do you hate random questions?


- No, I relish them.





10. What do you think of the phrase "Don't get your knickers in a knot"?


- I think it is funny.





11. May I suck on your neck?


- Sure, can you clean the hair off my mole back there?





12. What would you do if you woke up naked next to Richard Simmons?


- I think therapy would be in order. But first, I would steal his little striped shorts as a souvenir.





13. What's one good piece of advice you can leave for me?


- Don't hook up with an abusive spouse. They don't change.
Reply:1) Which animal would you prefer as a pet: a walrus or a rat?


A rat


2) If I broke into your house and peed in your sink, what would you do?


Honestly, I'd probably be in quite a bit of shock, I wouldn't do anything.


3) If I was a harmless minty smelling fungus, would you allow me to live in your belly button?


No. I pass on fungi.


4) Would you drink a bottle of tobasco sause for $10?


Absolutely


5)If I were to follow you around for a day singing "Phantom of the Opera" songs, what would you do?


I LOVE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA! I'd join with you and we'd make millions off of our duets.


6) May I call you Vern?


For sure.


7) Have you ever wished that you had red hair?


I've HAD red hair, it sucked.


8) What would you do if a monkey cracked an egg on your head?


Be a bit pissed.


9) Do you hate random questions?


No.


10) What do you think of the phrase "Don't get your knickers in a knot"?


I use that term quite often. But I say don't get your balls in a bunch.


11) May I suck on your neck?


No thanks, my husband would get jealous.


12) What would you do if you woke up naked next to Richard Simmons?


Cry.....a lot. And then enter years of therapy


13) What's one good piece of advice you can leave for me?


I'm not inviting you to dinner, you might pee in my sink.
Reply:1) Which animal would you prefer as a pet: a walrus or a rat? WALRUS


2) If I broke into your house and peed in your sink, what would you do? BREAK YOUR SINK AND PEE IN YOUR NOSE


3) If I was a harmless minty smelling fungus, would you allow me to live in your belly button? YES- BUT MY SOAP MIGHT NOT


4) Would you drink a bottle of tobasco sause for $10? I ALREADY HAVE ONE


5)If I were to follow you around for a day singing "Phantom of the Opera" songs, what would you do? DISSAPEAR


6) May I call you Vern? SURE


7) Have you ever wished that you had red hair? MY NATURAL HAIR COLOR IS RED- I DIED IT BLACK


8) What would you do if a monkey cracked an egg on your head? CRACK THE MONKEYS HEAD LIKE AN EGG


9) Do you hate random questions? NO


10) What do you think of the phrase "Don't get your knickers in a knot"? OLD PEOPLE


11) May I suck on your neck? NO IM A GIRL BUT IF YOU KNOW ANY HOTT GUYS THEY MAY FOR YOU ^_^


12) What would you do if you woke up naked next to Richard Simmons? COYOTE UGLY


13) What's one good piece of advice you can leave for me?


YOU CAN PICK YOUR NOSE


YOU CAN PICK YOUR FRIENDS


BUT YOU CANT PICK YOUR FRIENDS' NOSES
Reply:1) Which animal would you prefer as a pet: a walrus or a rat?


A1. RAT


2) If I broke into your house and peed in your sink, what would you do?


A2.CALL THE COPS %26amp; WASH IT OUT


3) If I was a harmless minty smelling fungus, would you allow me to live in your belly button?


A3. EWWWW NO


4) Would you drink a bottle of tobasco sause for $10?


A4. NO


5)If I were to follow you around for a day singing "Phantom of the Opera" songs, what would you do?


A5. GET A HEADACHE


6) May I call you Vern?


A6. NO WAY ! :(


7) Have you ever wished that you had red hair?


A7. NO NOT REALLY


8) What would you do if a monkey cracked an egg on your head?


A8. SCREAM, BE AMAZED AND THEN LAUGH


9) Do you hate random questions?


A9. NOO


10) What do you think of the phrase "Don't get your knickers in a knot"?


A10. ???


11) May I suck on your neck?


A11. R U A VAMPIRE?


12) What would you do if you woke up naked next to Richard Simmons?


A12. SCREAM


13) What's one good piece of advice you can leave for me?


A13. DONNO EAT MORE PEANUT BUTTER LOL





HOPE I HELPED
Reply:1) Which animal would you prefer as a pet: a walrus or a rat?


A rat..I've heard walruses are a lot of work. My cats couldn't stand up against it either...mind you a rat might baffle them...sissypussers.


2) If I broke into your house and peed in your sink, what would you do?


I would hope that you'd rinse the sink. It's just a sink though...I don't eat out of it or anything.


3) If I was a harmless minty smelling fungus, would you allow me to live in your belly button?


Minty smelling? Why I'd encourage you!


4) Would you drink a bottle of tobasco sause for $10?


No...I don't need $10 dollars that badly.


5)If I were to follow you around for a day singing "Phantom of the Opera" songs, what would you do?


Start singing songs from "Cats" right back at you, loudly, and off key.


6) May I call you Vern?


I'd rather you didn't


7) Have you ever wished that you had red hair?


Ahh..... but I do!


8) What would you do if a monkey cracked an egg on your head?


I'd hope someone had a camera handy..that would be mega awesome


9) Do you hate random questions?


No...do you hate random answers?


10) What do you think of the phrase "Don't get your knickers in a knot"?


That can't happen if you go commando!


11) May I suck on your neck?


Whatever for?


12) What would you do if you woke up naked next to Richard Simmons?


I wouldn't be too worried. I'd probably scare him more than he scared me


13) What's one good piece of advice you can leave for me?


Please don't fiddle with the oreo middle.
Reply:1) Which animal would you prefer as a pet: a walrus or a rat? walrus


2) If I broke into your house and peed in your sink, what would you do? call the cops


3) If I was a harmless minty smelling fungus, would you allow me to live in your belly button? gross no


4) Would you drink a bottle of tobasco sause for $10? no


5)If I were to follow you around for a day singing "Phantom of the Opera" songs, what would you do? sing with you


6) May I call you Vern? no thats not my name


7) Have you ever wished that you had red hair?no


8) What would you do if a monkey cracked an egg on your head? i would laugh so hard


9) Do you hate random questions?no i love them


10) What do you think of the phrase "Don't get your knickers in a knot"?it makes me giggle


11) May I suck on your neck?um no


12) What would you do if you woke up naked next to Richard Simmons? scream


13) What's one good piece of advice you can leave for me? look before u sit
Reply:1) Which animal would you prefer as a pet: a walrus or a rat? I would take the rat. It's small, can be left in a cage, and I would need minimal contact with it. Besides, the walrus would probably break through my apartment floor (on the 3rd floor) ad fall on my neighbor's head downstairs and I'd get charged with manslaughter.


2) If I broke into your house and peed in your sink, what would you do? Shoot you, just like anyone else who broke into my house for any reason.


3) If I was a harmless minty smelling fungus, would you allow me to live in your belly button? No, I prefer a clean belly button, sorry.


4) Would you drink a bottle of tobasco sause for $10? Um, maybe for $100. But not $10.


5)If I were to follow you around for a day singing "Phantom of the Opera" songs, what would you do? You would get them stuck in my head and I'd be forced to watch the movie again just to get them out.


6) May I call you Vern? No, that's my grandpa's name. I'm not THAT old!


7) Have you ever wished that you had red hair? Yes. My grandma, two nieces, three cousins, and two uncles all have red hair and no one believes that I am Irish just because I am blond.


8) What would you do if a monkey cracked an egg on your head? Strangle the monkey and wash my hair.


9) Do you hate random questions? Nah, gives me something to do.


10) What do you think of the phrase "Don't get your knickers in a knot"? Whenever I picture knickers in a knot while they are on someone, I start giggling.


11) May I suck on your neck? No, only my husband gets to do that.


12) What would you do if you woke up naked next to Richard Simmons? Who is Richard Simmons? I'd scream and punch him and drag him out of my house by his hair. Then shoot him.


13) What's one good piece of advice you can leave for me? Smile! It's all going to turn out fine!
Reply:1) Which animal would you prefer as a pet: a walrus or a rat?


~~hehe i love walruses.


2) If I broke into your house and peed in your sink, what would you do?


~~put on gloves and clean the sink


3) If I was a harmless minty smelling fungus, would you allow me to live in your belly button?


~~if you pay rent then sure. jk, no.


4) Would you drink a bottle of tobasco sause for $10?


~~haha yeahh


5)If I were to follow you around for a day singing "Phantom of the Opera" songs, what would you do?


~~i would sing too


6) May I call you Vern?


~~whatever floats your boat


7) Have you ever wished that you had red hair?


~~tchh yeahh all the time


8) What would you do if a monkey cracked an egg on your head?


~~kill the monkey :)


9) Do you hate random questions?


~~nope they're fun


10) What do you think of the phrase "Don't get your knickers in a knot"?


~~lol i have no idea what that means. but it sounds cool : )


11) May I suck on your neck?


~~ go ahead, jk id prefer you didnt.


12) What would you do if you woke up naked next to Richard Simmons?


~~ICK! i dont even want to think about that.


13) What's one good piece of advice you can leave for me?


~~stay in school? lol
Reply:1) Which animal would you prefer as a pet: a walrus or a rat?





•Rat





2) If I broke into your house and peed in your sink, what would you do?





•Call the police and push you over.





3) If I was a harmless minty smelling fungus, would you allow me to live in your belly button?





•No! The idea that it's fungus is creepy!





4) Would you drink a bottle of tobasco sause for $10?





•Maybe...I'd have to know how large it was...





5)If I were to follow you around for a day singing "Phantom of the Opera" songs, what would you do?





•Those songs aren't tooooo bad. lol!





6) May I call you Vern?





•No thanks!





7) Have you ever wished that you had red hair?





•Yeah...I have it as well and love it...





8) What would you do if a monkey cracked an egg on your head?





•Chase it around the room.





9) Do you hate random questions?





• not really...I ask them all the time and they usually "lift the mood" when everyone starts laughing.





10) What do you think of the phrase "Don't get your knickers in a knot"?





•My mother used to say that all the time...She's french and used many other silly phrases in FRENCH!





11) May I suck on your neck?





•Never In your wildest dreams





12) What would you do if you woke up naked next to


Richard Simmons?





•Jump up and scream with the shock of it.





13) What's one good piece of advice you can leave for me?





•Start watching Desperate Housewives - It's the best thing that helped me with my writing..
Reply:1) Which animal would you prefer as a pet: a walrus or a rat?


Rat.





2) If I broke into your house and peed in your sink, what would you do?


Scream at you to start cleaning it up, get someone to hold you down, while I called the cops.





3) If I was a harmless minty smelling fungus, would you allow me to live in your belly button?


No.





4) Would you drink a bottle of tobasco sause for $10?


No.





5)If I were to follow you around for a day singing "Phantom of the Opera" songs, what would you do?


Hide from you.





6) May I call you Vern?


No, you may call me Emma.





7) Have you ever wished that you had red hair?


Nope! I love my blond hair! I wouldn't mind brown though.





8) What would you do if a monkey cracked an egg on your head?


Go take a shower.





9) Do you hate random questions?


No, they're funny! =]





10) What do you think of the phrase "Don't get your knickers in a knot"?


It's OK, but I don't use it. My friend jokes around and says don' get your underware in a knot. =]





11) May I suck on your neck?


NO!





12) What would you do if you woke up naked next to Richard Simmons?


Scream.





13) What's one good piece of advice you can leave for me?


Don't ask people if you can suck on their necks.





=]
Reply:1) Which animal would you prefer as a pet: a walrus or a rat? Walrus


2) If I broke into your house and peed in your sink, what would you do? Scream


3) If I was a harmless minty smelling fungus, would you allow me to live in your belly button? No


4) Would you drink a bottle of tobasco sause for $10? No


5)If I were to follow you around for a day singing "Phantom of the Opera" songs, what would you do? yell near your ear.


6) May I call you Vern? No


7) Have you ever wished that you had red hair? No


8) What would you do if a monkey cracked an egg on your head? I will panic.


9) Do you hate random questions? Not really


10) What do you think of the phrase "Don't get your knickers in a knot"? I don't know what that means and never heard it.


11) May I suck on your neck? No


12) What would you do if you woke up naked next to Richard Simmons? I dont know who that is.


13) What's one good piece of advice you can leave for me? Smile always
Reply:1)Rat - dont have to look at it in the cage


2)I'd have to beat yo *** into next month


3)No, any thing that comes under the name fungus has to go.


4)No but for £100, and were talking.


5)Join in lol


6)No!


7)Never


8)Nothing i would be in shock


9)No i love them, they actually make you think.


10)I prefer don't get your knickers in a twist, or keep your draws on and calm the **** down.


11) Hell to the no!


12) get the hell outta there as quick as my legs could carry me.


13) what goes around comes around.
Reply:1) Which animal would you prefer as a pet: a walrus or a rat?- Walrus


2) If I broke into your house and peed in your sink, what would you do?- Laugh


3) If I was a harmless minty smelling fungus, would you allow me to live in your belly button?- No


4) Would you drink a bottle of tobasco sause for $10?- Nope


5)If I were to follow you around for a day singing "Phantom of the Opera" songs, what would you do?- No idea


6) May I call you Vern?0- If you want?


7) Have you ever wished that you had red hair?- nah i dunt wanna bea ginger


8) What would you do if a monkey cracked an egg on your head- crack one on his head


9) Do you hate random questions?- no they`re pretty entertaining


10) What do you think of the phrase "Don't get your knickers in a knot"?- Nope


11) May I suck on your neck?- Uhmmmmm no thanks?


12) What would you do if you woke up naked next to Richard Simmons?- .....cry


13) What's one good piece of advice you can leave for me?- Keep making surveryssss!
Reply:1) Which animal would you prefer as a pet: a walrus or a rat? A walrus! then i would make fun of him with two chopsticks in my mouth


2) If I broke into your house and peed in your sink, what would you do? Smack you. Thats what the toilet is for.


3) If I was a harmless minty smelling fungus, would you allow me to live in your belly button? Nope.. You're probably just a piece of gum.


4) Would you drink a bottle of tobasco sause for $10? No.. but i'd skull a bottle of beer for free.


5)If I were to follow you around for a day singing "Phantom of the Opera" songs, what would you do? be the back up vocal.. and we'd walk the streets together


6) May I call you Vern? I dont see why not.. If you let me call you dogwobble.


7) Have you ever wished that you had red hair? Nope.. I've dyed my hair a redish colour and didnt like it at all.


8) What would you do if a monkey cracked an egg on your head? Throw the monkey on the wall. Who knows where that egg came from.


9) Do you hate random questions? No :)


10) What do you think of the phrase "Don't get your knickers in a knot"? Nothing.. If someone shouts that at me i say "your panty is too tight, loosen it"


11) May I suck on your neck? Naw.. thats ok


12) What would you do if you woke up naked next to Richard Simmons? Walk away slowly.. jump out the window and run.


13) What's one good piece of advice you can leave for me? Dont drink the water... Fish pee in it.
Reply:1) Which animal would you prefer as a pet: a walrus or a rat?


RAT =) or hamster. lmao


2) If I broke into your house and peed in your sink, what would you do?


slap yhu. and make yu wash yur hands and buy me dinner. lmao


3) If I was a harmless minty smelling fungus, would you allow me to live in your belly button?


no. thts nasty. lmaoo


4) Would you drink a bottle of tobasco sause for $10?


no. i have better ways of makinq 10bucks. ;-)


5)If I were to follow you around for a day singing "Phantom of the Opera" songs, what would you do?


slap yu push yu to the qround and shoot yu with a bb qun. lmao


6) May I call you Vern?


err no =/


7) Have you ever wished that you had red hair?


i do have red hair. well hiqhliqhts...lmaoo =)


8) What would you do if a monkey cracked an egg on your head?


wash it off and put that monkey to death =)


9) Do you hate random questions?


not really =)


10) What do you think of the phrase "Don't get your knickers in a knot"?


urmm idks


11) May I suck on your neck?


why yes vammppiiee! lmao


12) What would you do if you woke up naked next to Richard Simmons?


whose tht??


13) What's one good piece of advice you can leave for me?


Please dont waste points or time on this aqain. lmaoo
Reply:1) Which animal would you prefer as a pet: a walrus or a rat?


Walrus


2) If I broke into your house and peed in your sink, what would you do? Slap you haha jk


3) If I was a harmless minty smelling fungus, would you allow me to live in your belly button? no


4) Would you drink a bottle of tobasco sause for $10? yea


5)If I were to follow you around for a day singing "Phantom of the Opera" songs, what would you do? wouldnt really care


6) May I call you Vern?no


7) Have you ever wished that you had red hair? yea


8) What would you do if a monkey cracked an egg on your head? kick it lol


9) Do you hate random questions? no i love them


10) What do you think of the phrase "Don't get your knickers in a knot"? i dont really get it


11) May I suck on your neck? if you want to lol jk


12) What would you do if you woke up naked next to Richard Simmons? Scream and run AWAY


13) What's one good piece of advice you can leave for me?


nothinq but your funny [:
Reply:1) Which animal would you prefer as a pet: a walrus or a rat?


Walrus





2) If I broke into your house and peed in your sink, what would you do?


Nothing, wash it out then callt eh cops if you'd stolen anything.





3) If I was a harmless minty smelling fungus, would you allow me to live in your belly button?


No.





4) Would you drink a bottle of tobasco sause for $10?


No





5)If I were to follow you around for a day singing "Phantom of the Opera" songs, what would you do?


Throw you in a nearby river





6) May I call you Vern?


No (:


7) Have you ever wished that you had red hair?


Sometimes,because red hair can be beautiful





8) What would you do if a monkey cracked an egg on your head?


put my finger up at it..





9) Do you hate random questions?


Sometimes





10) What do you think of the phrase "Don't get your knickers in a knot"?


Weird





11) May I suck on your neck?


Sure sweetie (:





12) What would you do if you woke up naked next to Richard Simmons?


Dunno who he is..





13) What's one good piece of advice you can leave for me?


do more of these, they`re fun! (:
Reply:13 Qs Survey! (Ya know, those random thingies)?





1) Which animal would you prefer as a pet: a walrus or a rat?


- rat


2) If I broke into your house and peed in your sink, what would you do?


- call the cops...?


3) If I was a harmless minty smelling fungus, would you allow me to live in your belly button?


- umm.. no


4) Would you drink a bottle of tobasco sause for $10?


- no


5)If I were to follow you around for a day singing "Phantom of the Opera" songs, what would you do?


- are u a good singer??


6) May I call you Vern?


- no thanks


7) Have you ever wished that you had red hair?


- yup, sometimes


8) What would you do if a monkey cracked an egg on your head?


- i'd be wondering where the monkey came from


9) Do you hate random questions?


- didnt before but i think i might now


10) What do you think of the phrase "Don't get your knickers in a knot"?


- its only ok if u got the accent to go with it


11) May I suck on your neck?


- NO


12) What would you do if you woke up naked next to Richard Simmons?


- ..... run away... screaming


13) What's one good piece of advice you can leave for me?


- becareful, not everyone likes random questions... lol
Reply:1) Which animal would you prefer as a pet: a walrus or a rat? walrus


2) If I broke into your house and peed in your sink, what would you do?laugh then go ewwwie


3) If I was a harmless minty smelling fungus, would you allow me to live in your belly button?um no


4) Would you drink a bottle of tobasco sause for $10? add 4 0's to that then we'll see


5)If I were to follow you around for a day singing "Phantom of the Opera" songs, what would you do?i would learn the songs then sing along


6) May I call you Vern?if i can call u chubacca


7) Have you ever wished that you had red hair?uh no!


8) What would you do if a monkey cracked an egg on your head?put the monkey in a cage and whoo hoo a great bday present for someone


9) Do you hate random questions? obviously not.i love them!


10) What do you think of the phrase "Don't get your knickers in a knot"?its stupid


11) May I suck on your neck? sorry no room first come first serve


12) What would you do if you woke up naked next to Richard Simmons? um...


13) What's one good piece of advice you can leave for me?


live everyday to the fullest and keep making the random questions i like them tee hee


Take this survey if you're bored. :)?

1.) Dogs or cats?


2.) What's your favorite band/artist?


3.) Favorite song?


4.) Your favorite girls' name?


5.) Your favorite boys' name?


6.) Have you ever seen 'The Breakfast Monkey' on you tube?


7.) Which do you think exist: vampires, ghosts, both?


8.) What time is it?


9.) Have you had dinner yet? XD


10.) Do you believe in REVENGE?!

Take this survey if you're bored. :)?
What do I do if I'm not bored?





11 - 50 or more.
Reply:1.) Dogs or cats?


Dogs!





2.) What's your favorite band/artist?


I Don't Have One!





3.) Favorite song?


There Are A Few: 'Never Wanted Nothing More' Is One.





4.) Your favorite girls' name?


Mallory!


5.) Your favorite boys' name?


I'm Not Sure..!





6.) Have you ever seen 'The Breakfast Monkey' on you tube?


No, I Haven't. But I Might Check It Out Now!





7.) Which do you think exist: vampires, ghosts, both?


Ghosts!





8.) What time is it?


7:18!





9.) Have you had dinner yet? XD


HAWAIIAN PIZZA!





10.) Do you believe in REVENGE?!


I Don't.





11.) How many windows/tabs do you have open right now?


TWO!
Reply:1.) Dogs or cats? Cats that don't shed.





2.) What's your favorite band/artist? Bob Marley; Grateful Dead; blessthefall; Drop Dead, Gorgeous; Ivoryline; and so SOO many more.





3.) Favorite song? "No Woman No Cry" --Bob Marley, "Three Little Birds" --Bob Marley, and "Ripple"--Grateful Dead





4.) Your favorite girls' name? Deanna Renee





5.) Your favorite boys' name? Griffin Nathanial and Joshua Matthew





6.) Have you ever seen 'The Breakfast Monkey' on you tube? Negative.





7.) Which do you think exist: vampires, ghosts, both? I'm not sure.





8.) What time is it? 7:21 pm





9.) Have you had dinner yet? nope. =/ I'm not hungry.


10.) Do you believe in REVENGE?! Nah. I believe in letting them suffer through karma.





11.) How many windows/tabs do you have open right now? Surprisingly, just one.
Reply:1.) Dogs or cats? Both ... but dogs more.


2.) What's your favorite band/artist? I have too many to list.


3.) Favorite song? Same as above. Too many to list.


4.) Your favorite girls' name? Something like Alena, Leila, Julia, Mina, Yuna, and other cute names.


5.) Your favorite boys' name? Aaron, Vincent, Jimmy, and maybe Julian.


6.) Have you ever seen 'The Breakfast Monkey' on you tube? Nope, I haven't.


7.) Which do you think exist: vampires, ghosts, both? Ghosts.


8.) What time is it? 4:23 P.M.


9.) Have you had dinner yet? XD Nope. LOL


10.) Do you believe in REVENGE?! Nope.
Reply:1.) Dogs or cats?


Dogs


2.) What's your favorite band/artist?


Panic! at the disco


3.) Favorite song?


Hum hallelujah


4.) Your favorite girls' name?


Iris


5.) Your favorite boys' name?


Josh


6.) Have you ever seen 'The Breakfast Monkey' on you tube?


nope


7.) Which do you think exist: vampires, ghosts, both?


both, at least i hope.


8.) What time is it?7:27


9.) Have you had dinner yet? XD


yes


10.) Do you believe in REVENGE?! yes!


Edit: 2
Reply:1.) Dogs or cats? Both


2.) What's your favorite band/artist? guns n' roses


3.) Favorite song? sweet child of mine


4.) Your favorite girls' name? lola


5.) Your favorite boys' name? joe


6.) Have you ever seen 'The Breakfast Monkey' on you tube? no


7.) Which do you think exist: vampires, ghosts, both? ghosts


8.) What time is it? 2:20 A.M. Kenya


9.) Have you had dinner yet? XD yes


10.) Do you believe in REVENGE?! yes
Reply:1.) Dog bc dogs r more active


2.) i dont really have anything spefic but i like katy perry


3.)I kissed a girl by katy perry


4.)Lola i dont really know tho


5.) Andrew cuz i really liike a guy name andrew


6.) no but now i gotta look it up!!


7.) both no comment


8.)7:45 exactly


9.) no im getting pizza


10.)course my favorite word! its kinda my hobby


11.) 3 this, myspace and my email
Reply:1.) I have seven cats


2.) Tool


3.) Sober


4.) Cordelia


5.) Vincent


6.) No I have not yet


7.) I think both exist


8.)7:23pm


9.) Yes I have


10.) Depends on what happened


11.)I have only one open.
Reply:1) dogs


2) a lot but probably jack's mannequin


3) Right now is 7 things by Miley Cyrus


4) Riley


5) Andrew


6) No


7) ghosts


8) 4:20


9) No


10)Yes


11)None
Reply:1. both


2. idk


3. american pie by don mcclean.


4. hayden


5. hayden


6. no


7. ghosts


8. 7:20 PM


9. kinda.


10. yes


11. 2
Reply:1. Dogs


2. Chiodos


3. ''Red is the New Black'' - Funeral for a Friend


4. Whitney


5. Shawn


6. No


7. Ghosts


8. 6:20pm


9. Yes


10. Yes


11. 4
Reply:1-dogs


2-i havee many


3-i hav many


4-Giselle or Chantal, or channel


5-don't really have one


6-no


7-ghosts MAYBE*


8-7:18


9-no


10-no


11-only this one!
Reply:1.)cats


2.)Grateful dead


3.) don't have one


4.) Ananda


5.) Ramsey


6.) net yet hang on. ........ that's very sily


7.) ghosts


8.) 7:35


9.) nope


10.) yes
Reply:1) Dogs


2) Celine Dion


3) La Vie en Rose


4) Melanie


5) Xavier


6) No, should I?


7) Ghosts


8) 7:20 pm


9) Yes.


10) Sometimes.


11) 4.
Reply:Cats


Marilyn Manson


Voodoo - godsmack


Heather


Aiden ( idk if thats how you spell it?)


noooo


Bopth do ( there are emotional vempires!)


9:28 pm


yes


ehhhh people can get carried away with it. %26gt;__%26lt;


2





PEACE!


~Steph
Reply:Dogs


Guns n Roses


Paradise City by GnR


Augusta


Braydin


No


Both


6:24


no


yes


15
Reply:both but i cant be around cats


my chemical romance


teenagers


idk


idk


no


yeah i am a vampire and i talk to ghosts


4:27


no


yes
Reply:cats


fiona apple


right now, its "violet hill"


layla


malachai


nope


neither


721 pm


nope


nope
Reply:cats


blondie


im not sure


daphne


james


no


neither


7.24am


i did last night


no


3


Shortened wierd survey poll thingy part 1?

my ideal pet would be a.....


a. pig


b. monkey


c. human


d. Phylum Platyhelminthes





id want my pet to be....


a. pink


b. puple


c. red


d. black





now a few finish me's......





my neighbor is a butthead because......





im doing this because.......





i think you have problems because.....





if i could ask you one personal question it would be.....

Shortened wierd survey poll thingy part 1?
1. fish oops that wasn't a choice 2. orange, ditto


she's a snob, i'm relaxing, you spent too much time on this q., you forgot what?
Reply:c





d











He is an alcoholic maniac.





I'm bored





I dont know you





Anything you want
Reply:I want a pink and purple monkey.





Toooooooooo many others!!!
Reply:B.


D


He's a crack-dealer.


I'm bored and the question looked interesting.


You're bored and you thought this question was interesting.


What is your mom's name?
Reply:i want a red monkey so bad, that would kick @ss.





My neighbor is a butthead because he has a butt for a face.


I'm doing this because I'm really bored.


I think you have problems because you made up a weird survey and you cant spell weird.


If i could ask you one personal question it would be "why dont you capitalize your i's"
Reply:b


d


they never speak when we are all outside at the same time.


I have nothing else to do..lol


I really don't think that


Have you ever dated someone that was married?


=)
Reply:still too long


monkey


red


his parents were exposed to nuclear waste


i've got issues


u keep dribbling


if u had got enough oxygen at birth do you thinke your life would be improved?
Reply:pig





purple





he lets his dog anoy me with its crying early in the morning





im bored





your bored





do your toes grow wonky or straight
Reply:pet: dog ,fish,





blue,red,white,pink





because there smoke come through the vents





im doing this because im broad





i have a problem cuz im lonely





are you a virgin
Reply:too long, too weird
Reply:To the first two:


e) none of the above. I hate pets.





Too lazy to finish the rest.
Reply:pig


purple


he's always burning stuff


i don't feel like watching tv


you seem fine to me


what did you eat for dinner
Reply:b


c


he goes into our yard without asking


i'm bored


i don't exactly know you


where the heck did you learn to spell?

shoe labels